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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Oct 2017

    Family Without Candy Sits Huddled In Darkened House Like Londoners During The Blitz https://trib.al/Zq1AGp5 pic.twitter.com/89KyO4pcPj

    6:01 PM - 31 Oct 2017
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      1. Michael Carlson‏ @Carlsonsports 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oddly enough that's what half of London does

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      1. John Dough No Not Really‏ @JohnDoughReally 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me, right now.

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      2. Joseph Plump Martin‏ @strokesninja67 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gatorlar THIS WAS OUR HALLOWEEN

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      3. Lauren Irizarry‏ @gatorlar 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @strokesninja67 @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just turned the lamp on too btw...#oldhabits etc etc

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      1. Rey Muniz III‏ @ReyMunizNY 1 Nov 2017
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        I see you @elonmuskpic.twitter.com/1zJslvg3K7

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      2. JFish‏ @JFish6711 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KegsnEggs

        @mhduncan_duncan @MacDuncan_67

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      3. Mac Duncan‏ @MacDuncan_67 31 Oct 2017
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        Actually drinks at Cuco’s🤗🍺🍹pic.twitter.com/rAVKNNPOEl

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      1. Scott Harrison‏ @DSHarrison528 31 Oct 2017
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      1. Primate_Nation‏ @XPrimateGamingX 31 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/z5pnJlQUke

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      1. Nina2020 🖊 🛠 🏥 ⚖ ☮ 🏹‏ @CagedBirdsCafe 31 Oct 2017
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        This is me

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      1. sirmais‏ @ESprungs 2 Nov 2017
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        Free Bitcoinhttps://sirmais8.wixsite.com/bitcoin 

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      1. PussyDestroyer 🍕 🚼 🍕‏ @AskMeAboutL00M 1 Nov 2017
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        My parents literally used to do this when I was a kid.

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      1. Common_Nonsense‏ @common_nonsense 31 Oct 2017
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        That’s me! I roamed around the house with my cell as my only light.

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      1. MichaelJ  🚀 📸 🐧‏ @MichaeljBBL 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KaraTStarbuck

        Especially when it's nothing but 20 something's and they jack your kids pumpkin 🤨

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      1. Lou‏ @coolhandloux 31 Oct 2017
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        @Lilypalooza2010 Don & Peg

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      1.  🍓 kayla  🍓‏ @kaylafinstein 31 Oct 2017
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        @shammikeys u??

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      1. joan o'reilly‏ @joan8904 31 Oct 2017
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        That's me! Boo Humbug!

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      1. MissJaneJetson‏ @MissJaneJetson 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KegsnEggs

        This is me because trick or treaters terrify my poor dogs. 🐩🐩

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      1. Abigail Gracey  🍃 🍁 🎃‏ @gngavon 31 Oct 2017
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        Ran out of bags of candy & stickers by 8. Lights off. Did it stop them? Nope still rang the bell. Kid said I was souless. No I'm candy-less

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      1. Kylie Monacelli‏ @kymilovechelle 31 Oct 2017
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        Omg that’s meeeeeeeee #Halloween2017

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