my friend once taped his eyes back, put on a cowboy hat and called himself "Chon Wein" all night
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I was in no position to judge because I smeared tons of makeup all over my face, dressed up in a hospital gown and was "Sexy Terri Schiavo"
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Saw sharks are probably the most hilarious aquatic dwellers on the planet; without even trying
#sharksarefunnytoo#sawsharklips#halloweenpic.twitter.com/ucORL8VGIA
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Thanks for the tips
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