Headline writing at the onion must be difficult right now. So much of it is like prophecy...
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Sometimes I read the the tweet before I see who sent it....damn you
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HAHAHAHA, no John Kelly just received his new uniform, grand dragon. He always wanted to wear all white with pointed mask. White supremacy
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Oh, I wonder why?
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The only seat Kelly deserves is on the toilet
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Why would the National Association for the Advancement of Compromised People kick him out? He's done his stooge routine better than most.
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I dont believe it....proof?
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Seriously? It’s the Onion, look up their site and then maybe you will get it.
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I gt it i think....but the nude aids thing humm lmao
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Yes
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I'm STUNNED, just STUNNED by this news...said no one. That's one pompous wind bag the NAACP doesn't need on their board.
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