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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Oct 2017

    Nude Aides Huddled Around Trump Assure Him No One Wearing Wire https://trib.al/5KswndO pic.twitter.com/KaBAxS6onx

    11:46 AM - 31 Oct 2017
    • 2,741 Retweets
    • 7,619 Likes
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    214 replies 2,741 retweets 7,619 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Dungey State U‏ @UrDSU 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jimmyalto

        Reminds me of a Hieronymous Bosch Painting!

        2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3.  🌊 ❄️ Dexter Garcia‏ @Texas_Dexter 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @UrDSU @TheOnion @jimmyalto

        This one?pic.twitter.com/5TSb4wJCC8

        1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
      4. Dungey State U‏ @UrDSU 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Texas_Dexter @TheOnion @jimmyalto

        Nice! This one will do. Any way we can place the two side-by-side snd post?

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      5.  🌊 ❄️ Dexter Garcia‏ @Texas_Dexter 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @UrDSU @TheOnion @jimmyalto

        Actually, I think this may be the one you meant?pic.twitter.com/CQxrEyHm5V

        2 replies 5 retweets 15 likes
      6. Dungey State U‏ @UrDSU 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Texas_Dexter @TheOnion @jimmyalto

        The one with blue bird

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      7.  🌊 ❄️ Dexter Garcia‏ @Texas_Dexter 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @UrDSU @TheOnion @jimmyalto

        Here it is 😁😁pic.twitter.com/XxX65cd6B4

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      8. Dungey State U‏ @UrDSU 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Texas_Dexter @TheOnion @jimmyalto

        You are a genius!! By total accident, this has become our homage to Halloween: behold real terror!

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      9.  🌊 ❄️ Dexter Garcia‏ @Texas_Dexter 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @UrDSU @TheOnion @jimmyalto

        Indeed, life imitates art. Just like the Hieronymus Bosch paintings, the more you look at them the stranger and scarier they all get.

        1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Joshua Green‏Verified account @JoshuaGreen 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thank god bannon left

        9 replies 1 retweet 205 likes
      3. Sleeping Giants‏Verified account @slpng_giants 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JoshuaGreen @TheOnion

        A+

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. DeathBecomesMe® 💀‏ @DeathBecomes_Me 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you for not showing full frontal on Kellyanne.

        4 replies 4 retweets 76 likes
      3. Sandon Jacobs‏ @SandonLeeJacobs 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @DeathBecomes_Me @TheOnion

        Eww... Just the thought of Kellyanne in that pic made me puke a lil bit... Can't UNSEE that...

        2 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
      4. MAEggert‏ @eggertma 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SandonLeeJacobs @DeathBecomes_Me @TheOnion

        To be fair, I have the same reaction to her clothed...or on the radio.

        2 replies 2 retweets 32 likes
      5. Angie Law‏ @AngieGLaw 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @eggertma @SandonLeeJacobs and

        To be fair, I have the same reaction to many in this administration, clothed... or on the radio.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Jim Swanson‏ @JimmySonSwan 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AngieGLaw @eggertma and

        And then you get pissed off at people who say the same about Hillary

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Sandon Jacobs‏ @SandonLeeJacobs 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @JimmySonSwan @eggertma @TheOnion

        Really love how the auto-reply of Trump lemmings always includes something about Hillary. Obsessed much?!?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Jim Swanson‏ @JimmySonSwan 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SandonLeeJacobs @eggertma @TheOnion

        Just shocking liberals fight against women’s discrimination and yet here you are discriminating because she doesn’t align with ur politics

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Sandon Jacobs‏ @SandonLeeJacobs 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @JimmySonSwan @eggertma @TheOnion

        Dude you got a Pepe the Frog avatar, meaning NO MORAL ground to lecture anyone... SHHHH.... #uGotTrolled

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Ruthless Spectator‏ @RuthlessSpectat 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/zNnL55U2Jx

        1 reply 2 retweets 24 likes
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