I wish it was my job to come up with headlines like these
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Hubble is not in a geostationary orbit (LEO 90min orbit vs. geo 24hr) nor is it 390.4e+6 miles from Earth (353mi).
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I'll suspend disbelief for the time-being that Hubble has the angular resolution claimed to see a body on Ganymede! (yes, I know its satire)
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forget it, jake. it's ganymede
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HELLO NASA ...HELLO NASA....THE EARTH IS FLAT.pic.twitter.com/kPXEF2WBfF
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Mass Murder On Galifrey , a classic Who Dunnit.
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Dr Who (done it)
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