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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Oct 2017

    Thing In Cave Not Finished With Eric Yet https://trib.al/nR3lj4D pic.twitter.com/pT8K1aPOnm

    9:01 PM - 30 Oct 2017
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    21 replies 164 retweets 731 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. A Buddy of Mine‏ @abuddyofmine 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's guarded by a rabbit with a vicious streak a mile wide

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. John Wallace‏ @JohnWal47517530 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @abuddyofmine @TheOnion

        "Look at the *bones*!"

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Cristopher Boyer  🌀‏ @cwboyer 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JohnWal47517530 @abuddyofmine @TheOnion

        And it’s got big, sharp, pointy teeth! Like...pic.twitter.com/BJ0HCz6UyO

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. ...‏ @Scholar_Soldier 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RIP Eric

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      1. Adrienne Press‏ @meetmspress 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We're Eric.

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      2. space boy  🎄 🎅‏ @lucasortizny 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Kingshound why are you in a cave Eric

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      3. Kingshound‏ @Kingshound 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @lucasortizny @TheOnion

        Cuz i learned from kelvin the bear that cave is good civilization

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      4. space boy  🎄 🎅‏ @lucasortizny 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Kingshound @TheOnion

        Verify pl0x @TheCoolkelvin

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Kingshound‏ @Kingshound 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @lucasortizny @TheOnion @TheCoolkelvin

        Wrong one lucas. The wagner one

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. space boy  🎄 🎅‏ @lucasortizny 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Kingshound @TheOnion @TheCoolkelvin

        I mean, this could be applicable to this Kelvin too

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      7. Kingshound‏ @Kingshound 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @lucasortizny @TheOnion @TheCoolkelvin

        Good point

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      8. Cᴏᴏʟᴋᴇʟᴠɪɴ  🐻‏ @TheCoolkelvin 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Kingshound @lucasortizny @TheOnion

        Hi, can verify. please leave my home.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Kingshound‏ @Kingshound 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheCoolkelvin @lucasortizny @TheOnion

        No

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      1. Eric J. Bauer‏ @Eric_Bauer_6 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @petpiratepete

        We aren't finished with him yet either

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      1. DB‏ @dacheteur 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eric Trump would wander into a dark cave

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      1. Mr. Fabulist‏ @SouthernNinja 30 Oct 2017
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        #JeSuisEric

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      1. Eric Robbins‏ @RobbinsFilms 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dammit.

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      1. Eric Schwartz‏ @Eric_Schwartz 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shit.

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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @erikj105 31 Oct 2017
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        Whew, I’d hate to be Eric

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