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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Oct 2017

      ‘I’ll Make Those Bastards Pay,’ Teary-Eyed Mueller Whispers Into Locket Containing Photo Of James Comey https://trib.al/tRNlvJ7 pic.twitter.com/F3lG979X9G

      258 replies 5,878 retweets 19,644 likes
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Oct 2017

      "I’ll never forget what those sons of bitches did to you." https://trib.al/tFGuGFO pic.twitter.com/BTPseSX8RI

      7:27 PM - 30 Oct 2017
      • 112 Retweets
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      13 replies 112 retweets 825 likes
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        2. Selina Ray‏ @Wayshower 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          #trumpsters @realdonaldtrump Do you believe this? It's appalling. If you do. @gop Complicit #WakeUpAmerica HaHaHa

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Marc McInnis‏ @DukeAndKatie 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @Wayshower @TheOnion and

          Wow, you don’t recognize comedy when you see it? Lighten up... this post is hilarious! -Trumpster

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. Selina Ray‏ @Wayshower 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @DukeAndKatie @TheOnion and

          Keep it up. Everyone knows the Onion is as Fake as @realdonaldtrump @foxnews and your faux response. Lighten up! LOL

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        5. Marc McInnis‏ @DukeAndKatie 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @Wayshower @TheOnion and

          I don’t even know what to make of your incoherent babble.

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        1. ReeferMadness‏ @ReeferMadness 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          way too soon.😄😄😄

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1. Travis‏ @TravisMGreen 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Can’t wait/terrified to see this used as “evidence” by Trump’s defense.

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        2. Sufi‏ @SufiSoof 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          “Dear Jim, won’t stop until prison reveals actual colour of Donald’s skin & Ivanka’s roots show &Jarred’s tweezed eyebrows are bushy again.”

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. jeffswarens‏ @jeffswarens 31 Oct 2017
          Replying to @SufiSoof @TheOnion

          Trolling? Poor thing

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Kevin Ardery‏ @KevinArdery 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          What a bunch of crap! Comey needs to be in jail! He is a disgrace!

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        1. PoliticallyIncorrect‏ @PAgalinOK 3 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @AmericanMom2

          I am dying here!pic.twitter.com/6AZifMfa4f

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        1. Al Usdrowski‏ @SilverDollarAl 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          He should hide the locket where Christopher Walken hid the watch.

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        1. Karen Clark‏ @KarenClark45 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          WTF? What is this all about?

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        1. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          The American fucking Gestapo ride again.

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        1. Danielle Marie Galle‏ @Daniell25270447 30 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Hi Danielle I like this message

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        1. Addie Mcgee‏ @addielishous 30 Oct 2017
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