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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Oct 2017

    Geologists Say Continents May Have Drifted Apart After Emotional Falling-Out https://trib.al/AZKiknj pic.twitter.com/QgKuWPyApk

    12:08 PM - 30 Oct 2017
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      2. Yonassan Gershom - Compassionate Autistic Genius‏ @rooster613 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or they just wanted to form into a cat shape!pic.twitter.com/LdFxBV1z3V

        3 replies 9 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Philip #ExpelSteveKing‏ @Philip_DT 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A continentious uncoupling you might say.

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      2. Scott Hartman‏ @skeletaldrawing 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny coincidence - I referred to the continents giving up on cohabitation in the Triassic 3 weeks ago in a geoscience seminar presentation.

        3 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Jaime Headden‏ @JaimeHeadden 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @skeletaldrawing @TheOnion

        Meanwhile India is the male anglerfish to Asia's female. It's not going to go well for India in the far flung future.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Dean Booth‏ @BoothDean 30 Oct 2017
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        North and South America got joint custody of Central.

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      2. Pam‏ @rocket__pam 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealTomBentley

        @emily_schnarre

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      3. Tommy‏ @RealTomBentley 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @rocket__pam @TheOnion @emily_schnarre

        More rock people!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Africa: It’s not you; it’s me.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Bass Lang‏ @PaulLan21302272 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @soopmunkey @TheOnion

        Middle East to UK / USA round 4mil BC: size has nothing to do with it it's just us... Never got over it did they?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Bass Lang‏ @PaulLan21302272 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @PaulLan21302272 @soopmunkey @TheOnion

        See you can always tell people based on looks - always worried about size. I play Bass, I prefer to focus on how deep I go... but that's me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. John Frederick‏ @Jraptor11 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeffswarens

        Must have had a bad case of dis·con·ti·nu·i·ty.... 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Keith‏ @Xsagaroth 30 Oct 2017
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        so love will in fact, tear us apart.

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      1. Mark Power‏ @MarkPower101 30 Oct 2017
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        The age-old excuse: 'tectonic differences'.

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      1. FaceTheCuban© SirLRO 🎈(Interactive)‏ @FaceTheCuban 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @runtimeerrorboy @TheOnion

        Wait, why would it be drama & not a reality? We know plants have feelings it’s Not beneath us to think other wise of a living #planet. ❤️ 🌏pic.twitter.com/QXROPxBiim

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      1. ZoM_2014‏ @nosycrazy88 6 Nov 2017
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        In losing brain cells, then again I hav to hav a brain to start with

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      1. Tamara Conde‏ @TamyCondeR 31 Oct 2017
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        It’s the most logic explanation, Africa and America broke up million of years ago and now they’re slowly getting back together. Never good.

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      1. Adrian Harrington‏ @healthpro 30 Oct 2017
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        @volcan01010

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