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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Oct 2017

    Pope Beatifies God In Important Step Toward Sainthood https://trib.al/yntYys4 pic.twitter.com/1XjLowQckh

    8:25 AM - 30 Oct 2017
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    16 replies 127 retweets 677 likes
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      2. I am ن‏ @Shooshneh 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Catholics have gone too far. This anti-christ church needs to stop.

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      3. The Alexorcist‏ @alexinlaw 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Shooshneh @TheOnion

        Uh... what?

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      4. I am ن‏ @Shooshneh 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @alexinlaw @TheOnion

        Catholic church is not Christian! & the fact that some pope has the audacity to talk about when God almighty can be beatified is infuriating

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. The Alexorcist‏ @alexinlaw 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Shooshneh @TheOnion

        Hmm well they do believe in Christ, so... this is a moot conversation anyway, like two children arguing about their imaginary friends.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. I am ن‏ @Shooshneh 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @alexinlaw @TheOnion

        So do muslims, they believe in Christ, doesn’t make them Christian. U should consider why Catholics. Make Christianity look bad.

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      7. The Alexorcist‏ @alexinlaw 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Shooshneh @TheOnion

        No, Christians make Christians look bad. In particular evangelicals. None of it is real anyway. You’re delusional.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. I am ن‏ @Shooshneh 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @alexinlaw @TheOnion

        You can’t call people delusional for believing in something you don’t. I think you’re delusional in space farts making you a reality

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      9. Steampunk_Gentleman‏ @Charlesthornt 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Shooshneh @TheOnion

        You believe in delusions without evidence y're delusional. OTOH the Big Bang has much evidence supporting it - so crawl back into yr book

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God: "You'd think this would just be a gimme, but it turns out there's a downside to not providing proof that I exist."

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      1. literal onion guy‏ @onionwouldntlie 30 Oct 2017
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        I don’t get it! isn’t god like, the big guy for those people?

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      1. Joel Bloom‏ @joeldbloom 30 Oct 2017
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        It's about time!

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      2. flatearth world news‏ @FLATEARTHCENTER 6 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/bSmbwFRjFU

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      1. Niecie‏ @Iamgoodtome 6 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/lCv27nmSof

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      1.  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Granville  🚢  🇦🇺‏ @Granville4879 7 Nov 2017
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        Well our ex-PM, Tony Abbott, once knighted prince!

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      1. Ayagaaq (Joey) Gallahorn Sr.‏ @ayagaaq 6 Nov 2017
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        Gods DO NOT EXIST!!! Grow up!!! #ReligionIsWorstThanCancerpic.twitter.com/ze4MB8BSqf

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      1. Jalal Roomina‏ @HasBlad 6 Nov 2017
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        Who dad is

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