Hm, when did @TheOnion start writing articles that aren't satire?
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>relying on drugs to be a normal functioning human
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“Who am I to judge?” -A judge, apparently
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"Hey, they DID apologise for the crime" - Lawyer
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YOU CANT LET THE INMATES RUN THE PRISON




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yes, you are a nut job and you should stay away from politics
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This sounds... sarcastic.
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