What is dead may never die
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But with strange aeons, even death may die
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Only in Wisconsin
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I mean if he dies we get Pence

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One down one to go
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Satire? He did not say it, bit his actions sure said it.
#Impeach45#ImpeachTrumpAndPencepic.twitter.com/DyEJHjOda4
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The astonishing thing is that he is entirely capable of saying just that.
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thinking same thing. why onion's humor doesn't work as well these days.
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I'm so excited for tomorrow! I haven't said that about a Monday in a loooong time!
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Hard to tell if this is really Onion material.
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Every headline I have to check twice!
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Again, the Onion fights to pre-empt in time what will probably actually happen.
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I think you meant that an expanding orange giant would swallow the earth...
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May someone please explain to me wtf the onion is? I’m so fuckin confused.
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Satire news site
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Your knowledge is greatly appreciated
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