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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Oct 2017

    ‘What Were We Talking About Again?’ Says Trump 15 Seconds Into Phone Call To Family Of Fallen Soldier https://trib.al/N5WSYE5 pic.twitter.com/nPZziGHX4Y

    3:20 PM - 29 Oct 2017
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    39 replies 716 retweets 2,950 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Cody "Cody" Ensley‏ @TheEnsleyShow 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guys, you're supposed to be a SATIRICAL news site; you're not supposed to be reporting things that actually happened.

        1 reply 3 retweets 39 likes
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He is a very busy man with alot on his mind !!

        3 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Big Bones Billy‏ @EvanGrayM 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        He as a T-time at 2 to get to.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Inglorious Basterd‏ @JhonnyTopside 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Who is this? Did you hear about my standing ovations? Okay, have fun."

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. dogsrule‏ @Tracydsmith619 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JhonnyTopside @TheOnion

        Repeat,repeat,repeat Squirrel

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. bot.LOLA‏ @lauraegreene 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you just can't script this stuff

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      1. Black Gold ⚜️Texas Tea‏ @Sainttea12 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did the Onion moved from satire to real news?

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      1. samuel‏ @sl3nd3rman 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MaxDKSmusic

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      2. Frank‏ @tapout1375 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PatrickRothfuss

        I really hope all your followers realize this is a Satirical news site. Making jokes about Fallen hero’s is bad enough.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  🌹 Glyph  🌹‏ @glyphicality 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @tapout1375 @TheOnion @PatrickRothfuss

        they're not making jokes about fallen heroes, they're making jokes about our shitty trash president's garbage treatment of them

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @glyphicality @tapout1375 and

        Frank's confused.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. BMG  💯‏ @real_BMG 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol thought this was cnn for a sec

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      2. Matthew O’Neil‏ @Matthew46420563 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even funnier if it was impossible to happen

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      2. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why the hell is this insensitive #Senile @realDonaldTrump remain as @POTUS - He is a determent to #America and Needs #25thAmendment #Impeach

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Jeralyn‏ @jeralynsh 29 Oct 2017
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        This isn't even an exaggeration.

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      2. Eamonn Martin‏ @Eamonnmartin28 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        keep talking shit, Trump best President ever Trump 2020

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. #TheResistance‏ @TrumpIsDemented 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Eamonnmartin28 @TheOnion

        Ok, clueless guy from Ireland.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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