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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Oct 2017

    Russian Interference Had No Impact On Election, Reports Website Created 8 Minutes Ago https://trib.al/zQH1gjQ pic.twitter.com/QT12UKyWnt

    2:20 PM - 29 Oct 2017
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      1. Jason Voorhees  🎃‏ @JasonBoydWrites 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And that website would still be quoted by Fox News as a "credible source."

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      1. Sean Wince  🌻‏ @SeanWince 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry but many aspects of the Russian interference narrative are already a parody of themselves. Pokemon Go? Really?https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/12/16466418/russia-pokemon-go-election-meddling-black-lives-matter …

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      1. ollj‏ @ollj 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the website gained a lot of credentials for blaming Jews for faking the Moon Landing.

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      1. Thomas Ian Russell‏‏ @ThomasIanRusse5 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, a news source we can trust! Being 8 minutes old, it wouldn't be tainted by all that fake news & Obama! He bugged my shorts ya know!

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      1. scarecrow jones, MA‏ @AChillGhost 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @helsinhashtags

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      1. Janine Barber‏ @Janine_Barber 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Until this year, The Onion was just funny. Now it’s prescient. Interesting country we live in these days, isn’t it?

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      1. Trent Morris‏ @TrentMorris19 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Real New, but not Real News.

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      1. KimEbeth‏ @KimEbeth 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @bettycrackerfl

        Gotta love The Onion.

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      1. Clint Beastwood‏ @eriktmclaughlin 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

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      1. President Trump‏ @DJTrump2020 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        See, I told you.

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      1. Halloween FennDog‏ @FennDog01 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too bad people believe stuff like that

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      1. What Truth‏ @Slayer47 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I tried getting into http://Truthbeacon.org  but does not seem to be a valid website. Fishy!

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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another RussiaBot Protecting @realDonalfdTrump #Conspiracy with @FOXNews #StateRunMedia -Inept effort to paint @realDonaldTrump as Innocent

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      1. ry-un solanki‏ @ryan8r 29 Oct 2017
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        And @FoxNews

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      1. Aᴍᴀɴᴅᴀ Rᴏʙᴇʀᴛsᴏɴ‏ @AmandaShouting 29 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/fCbj4Qtvc3

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      1. Adam Little™‏ @TheOnlyTrueAdam 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Glad we were able to put that to bed.

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      1. Clay75‏ @dannychistate33 29 Oct 2017
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        We fooled you too?pic.twitter.com/hx94hM0RqX

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      1. Clay75‏ @dannychistate33 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wrong. Russians bots and trolls played a great part in dishing Hillary.

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      2. Timothy Hall‏ @ApparentGenius 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMAO!!!

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      3. Timothy Hall‏ @ApparentGenius 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ApparentGenius @TheOnion

        Why does this have such a ring of truth?

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