God only left for 5 minutes to get a pack of cigarettes at the gas station.
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But when he closes a door he opens a window, right?
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This is very funny, but c'mon. We all know God's real crime is not helping Bill O'Reilly.
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Also giving George W. Bush faulty intelligence.
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Good work, U.S. Department of Justice
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Quit the political b.s. Stick to the funny. Trump was elected because a majority of us voted for him.
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Satire?
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@TheGoodGodAbove C'mon, man.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheTweetOfGod need to post bail, bruh? I know a guy#justsayinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Yeah, but what about Hillary?
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BLUE BALL SHIT?pic.twitter.com/MQlyiAzz7e
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"I was only gone for a cpl of millennia and I left that lazy hippie son of mine in charge. Where in Hell is Jesus? I am gna kill him!" - God
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Sounds complicated

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If you are a believer of cult science, global warming as function of man, than God says you have free will in his or her defense...innocent
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This is a satire. You are taking this way too seriously.
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She is beautiful. Human noise ruins everything.

















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See; The Whole Shebang. 1993.
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I really wish you'd sprung for a photoshop of God in an orange jumpsuit doing a perp walk in cuffs.
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