A certain satire site is about to get a call from a certain Secret Service...
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Retweet at your on risk. Lmfao
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one can only hope
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Warning: A new challenger approaching
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Man, there is such a good joke to make here, but I really don’t need Secret Service dudes at my door this weekend. I’ll pass.
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@TheOnion already made that "joke". -
Correct, they inferred, but there’s more than one obvious joke here. We’re on thin ice, I’m just going to shut up.
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