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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Oct 2017

    Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You https://trib.al/iuEPcE2 pic.twitter.com/QRZNd4I4f4

    11:32 AM - 27 Oct 2017
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    1,391 replies 65,016 retweets 125,836 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Oct 2017

        The service allows customers to choose between being shot, strangled, or beaten to death. https://trib.al/29momNs pic.twitter.com/4pz9hMTT10

        52 replies 2,084 retweets 5,854 likes
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      2. Scott Sweeney‏ @SkipSeasoned 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same day shipping?

        8 replies 196 retweets 3,094 likes
      3. Shawn‏ @ShawnInHalifax 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SkipSeasoned @TheOnion

        Only with Prime

        9 replies 86 retweets 2,394 likes
      4. scarED‏ @osiris739 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ShawnInHalifax @SkipSeasoned @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/7409SMsdYe

        0 replies 1 retweet 423 likes
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      2. josh‏Verified account @HoopPlusTheHarm 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/11o9gmQbVH

        6 replies 179 retweets 2,434 likes
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      4. Ken‏ @cusebeach 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @browser_jr @HoopPlusTheHarm @TheOnion

        25¢?

        0 replies 0 retweets 61 likes
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      2. GuinnessDog‏ @GuinnessDog 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is there the option that they can let themselves in rather than me having to open the door? #Laziness

        3 replies 12 retweets 366 likes
      3. ProofSILVER135‏ @ProofSILVER135 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GuinnessDog @TheOnion

        With Amazon Key there is

        0 replies 5 retweets 219 likes
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      2. Mark‏ @markomlor 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is there a drone strike option though? 🤔

        15 replies 57 retweets 964 likes
      3. Wes‏ @DropHazard 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @markomlor @TheOnion

        this just made my day LMAO

        0 replies 0 retweets 87 likes
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      2. James Rhine‏Verified account @jamesrhine 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My ex offered that service for free

        4 replies 10 retweets 323 likes
      3. Kid Conrad‏Verified account @KidConrad 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @jamesrhine @TheOnion

        I probably have one coming too

        1 reply 0 retweets 71 likes
      4. James Rhine‏Verified account @jamesrhine 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @KidConrad @TheOnion

        You'd better hide

        1 reply 1 retweet 45 likes
      5. Liquid Deebo 📼 HentaiCon  😈or bust  📼 👻 🎃‏ @SolidDeebo 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @jamesrhine @KidConrad @TheOnion

        Hey its the thought that counts. Its a gift from ur ex man

        1 reply 0 retweets 61 likes
      6. SCANNO.1KIRKWOODGOON‏ @SCANNERNO1GOON 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SolidDeebo @jamesrhine and

        Bruh is that a female unser wear u wearing on yoo head ???

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Liquid Deebo 📼 HentaiCon  😈or bust  📼 👻 🎃‏ @SolidDeebo 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SCANLLUMINATI @jamesrhine and

        It hides my secret identity

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      8. Avantika‏ @goel_avantika 30 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SolidDeebo @jamesrhine and

        I thought your pic was a shark at first

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      9. Liquid Deebo 📼 HentaiCon  😈or bust  📼 👻 🎃‏ @SolidDeebo 30 Oct 2017
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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Surely Amazon could be ironic and use a blow pipe and a poison dart.

        4 replies 3 retweets 300 likes
      3. Nate Dogg‏ @DeeptunnelDwarf 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

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