The service allows customers to choose between being shot, strangled, or beaten to death. https://trib.al/29momNs pic.twitter.com/4pz9hMTT10
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The service allows customers to choose between being shot, strangled, or beaten to death. https://trib.al/29momNs pic.twitter.com/4pz9hMTT10
Same day shipping?
Only with Prime
25¢?
Is there the option that they can let themselves in rather than me having to open the door? #Laziness
With Amazon Key there is
Is there a drone strike option though? 
this just made my day LMAO
My ex offered that service for free
I probably have one coming too
You'd better hide
Hey its the thought that counts. Its a gift from ur ex man
Bruh is that a female unser wear u wearing on yoo head ???
It hides my secret identity
I thought your pic was a shark at first
Surely Amazon could be ironic and use a blow pipe and a poison dart.
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