Godspeed, gentlemen. Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes and you can rest easy knowing the president will Call your mother when you make the greatest sacrifice for your country. #truepatriots
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Life has gotten so weird that I have to stop and remind myself daily that The Onion is satire and this didn’t actually happen. Probably.
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Respect the troops
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It says a lot about our reality these days that I constantly have to check to see what’s satire. Anything seems possible.
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Painfully true.
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bahahaha!!! omggggg
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This is your finest work.
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“I know more than the generals, and so do my boys!” Let’s go to war!!!
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Heknowsmore aboutISISthanthe generalsdo.Hedoesn't know anything aboutTheNorthKoreans.Come think of it,he doesn'tknow anything about anything
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This is so good
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I'm not sure if they know what they signed up for
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Let’s send them. I’ll pay their airfare.
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Spit out my coffee funny.
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Those better not be taxpayer owned cushions and utensils, dammit.
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Trump and Trumper!
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