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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Oct 2017

    Intelligence Briefing Interrupted By Sofa-Cushion-Wearing Trump Boys Volunteering To Fight In North Korea https://trib.al/emVvN3Q pic.twitter.com/3gUdnT0gA0

    10:29 AM - 27 Oct 2017
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      1. Hobbes‏ @OffDclock 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Godspeed, gentlemen. Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes and you can rest easy knowing the president will Call your mother when you make the greatest sacrifice for your country. #truepatriots

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      1. Nathan‏ @njwray 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Life has gotten so weird that I have to stop and remind myself daily that The Onion is satire and this didn’t actually happen. Probably.

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      1. Sean O'Hare‏ @S_E_A_N_I_E__O 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Respect the troops

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      2. Jessie Raymond‏ @mjjel1 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DJINNANTONNIX

        It says a lot about our reality these days that I constantly have to check to see what’s satire. Anything seems possible.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Elizabeth‏ @thoughtwhirl 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mjjel1 @TheOnion @DJINNANTONNIX

        Painfully true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Michael Ann McKinlay‏ @MAMcKinlay 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jrdync 😂😂😂😂I can't stop laughing.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. ouija jord‏ @jrdync 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @MAMcKinlay @TheOnion

        bahahaha!!! omggggg

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ray of the Dead‏ @SirEviscerate 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is your finest work.

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      2. Fake DJT‏ @FakeDJT 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “I know more than the generals, and so do my boys!” Let’s go to war!!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Patricia C. Kling‏ @boojune1954 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @FakeDJT @TheOnion

        Heknowsmore aboutISISthanthe generalsdo.Hedoesn't know anything aboutTheNorthKoreans.Come think of it,he doesn'tknow anything about anything

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Stew Turner‏ @stew_turner 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so good

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      1. David Cantrell‏ @dmcantrell 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not sure if they know what they signed up for

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      1. Gray flannel man  🍸‏ @JohnFinAtl 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        Let’s send them. I’ll pay their airfare.

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      1. Roberta Steve‏ @Bertie913 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spit out my coffee funny.

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      1. WDA‏ @WdWillard 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those better not be taxpayer owned cushions and utensils, dammit.

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      2. Carolaen‏ @Moonstone1812 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/CXhZyeen5U

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      3. John Weaver‏ @JohnWeav3r 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Moonstone1812 @TheOnion

        Trump and Trumper!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Carolaen‏ @Moonstone1812 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JohnWeav3r @TheOnion

        Oh hush now!pic.twitter.com/g6Nbc2CEVl

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