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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Oct 2017

    Mother Can’t Believe 10-Year-Old Has Already Outgrown Mobility Scooter https://trib.al/jC9n518 pic.twitter.com/BHETJT2uuQ

    9:22 AM - 27 Oct 2017
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    20 replies 141 retweets 648 likes
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      2. Who needs the Royal Family‏ @Polymorph_ph 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very poor taste. You should be ashamed of yourselves and remove this tweet.

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. kyler likes cats‏ @kylerlovescats 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Polymorph_ph @TheOnion

        ya my grandkiddies use this site and i dont want them thanking that its not ok to use theyre scooter! god made them this way!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Keenakeet‏ @Keenakeet 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @kylerlovescats @Polymorph_ph @TheOnion

        This is a satire paper. Do your grandkids know what satire is? I don't know what age people pick that up, but I guess middle school maybe.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Juan Carlos  🎃  🇵🇷 (2-2)  ☘️‏ @bruss3lsprouts 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Keenakeet @kylerlovescats and

        I think Kyler is being sarcastic bro.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Keenakeet‏ @Keenakeet 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @bruss3lsprouts @kylerlovescats and

        Ha, oh man, you may be right here! Damn it all!

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      7. Juan Carlos  🎃  🇵🇷 (2-2)  ☘️‏ @bruss3lsprouts 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Keenakeet @kylerlovescats and

        gg

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Keenakeet‏ @Keenakeet 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @bruss3lsprouts @kylerlovescats and

        It's not my greatest moment. I have brought shame on my family.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Juan Carlos  🎃  🇵🇷 (2-2)  ☘️‏ @bruss3lsprouts 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Keenakeet @kylerlovescats and

        You must commit sudoku then.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ammonymos‏ @Ninjamonkky 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Didn’t you guys used to do joke news?

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. SpookyRatTiger  👺‏ @DragonRatTiger 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everything is slowly becoming less and less satire on The Onion

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. it's broken‏ @crunchnuts 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look at how proud that big boy is, he’s finally becoming a man.

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      1.  🎃cup’o’spook 🦇‏ @yrorp 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Delete this

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      1. DeHurleyMonster‏ @DaHurleyMonster 28 Oct 2017
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        Didn’t we cover this topic@in a Disney movie 8 years ago?

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      2. Trey‏ @treyd3 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rohitlakshman Us after the fair

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ms. Linda‏ @llcb1111 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That must be Florida

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      1. DISARMED  🍂 💀‏ @DISARMEDTWEETS 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        incredible

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "@TheOnion: Mother Can’t Believe 10-Year-Old Has Already Outgrown Mobility Scooter https://trib.al/jC9n518  pic.twitter.com/D6vUP5pJAO"

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      1. Abbie‏ @EricDestler 27 Oct 2017
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        this is the worst thing I've ever seen

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