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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Oct 2017

    Startling Report Finds Evidence Democrats May Have Attempted To Influence 2016 Election https://trib.al/GMMhGng pic.twitter.com/kU2ySDgqcb

    8:20 AM - 27 Oct 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Oct 2017

        "We are confident this hidden attempt at influencing the election had little to no effect on the final vote totals." https://trib.al/4tpuAQg pic.twitter.com/Ecc6GVLfVQ

        8 replies 64 retweets 298 likes
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      2. Robin Addis-Vaughn‏ @gizmo43 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BrendaJeanCDN

        Who wants to bet 45 retweets this citing The Onion as a real news source?

        5 replies 2 retweets 40 likes
      3. Brenda Of The North‏ @BrendaJeanCDN 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @gizmo43 @TheOnion

        LOL. Should post it on one of his threads & see how many Trumpsuckers bite..

        2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      4. Robin Addis-Vaughn‏ @gizmo43 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BrendaJeanCDN @TheOnion

        Done

        2 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
      5. Malinda‏ @Life_Is_Fish 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @gizmo43 @BrendaJeanCDN @TheOnion

        Please report back. I avoid the dark side.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Brenda Of The North‏ @BrendaJeanCDN 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Life_Is_Fish @gizmo43 @TheOnion

        I just dropped it over at Fox News 😙

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. A Girl Has No Name #PeoplesVote‏ @Jenni__Mari 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isnt it their job to "influence" an election. Their politicians, in an election. Unlike Trump they didnt get help from enemy foreign powers.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Jenni__Mari @TheOnion

        That is correct, that’s the joke. Get it?

        3 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. A Girl Has No Name #PeoplesVote‏ @Jenni__Mari 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @J_Roc1971 @TheOnion

        Sorry didnt realise it was a joke. Cant tell with all the fake news bullshit coming out of America nowadays. Whys it called the Onion?

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Jenni__Mari @TheOnion

        Ah! You’re from England so you wouldn’t be too familiar with the Onion. You are forgiven! Not sure where the name came from but it’s a brilliant satirical newspaper from the States. Usually winds up being more accurate than the real news. Scary.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. VOTE BLUE NOVEMBER 6th‏ @subrochick 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinajuli

        This is the Onion. Satire.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      4. I Don't Like Kale  🥞‏ @RiveraGrrl 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @justinajuli @ColinChin51 and

        I'm annoyed he's not fatter in the picture. Lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. covfefe45maga‏ @covfefe45maga 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So now that it’s the #democrats on the chopping block it’s a big #joke? Quite different when #Trump w being accused! #doublestandard #maga

        9 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. jill o'sullivan‏ @jillkoreyo 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @covfefe45maga @TheOnion

        Sigh. either party collecting oppositional research is ok. But colluding with a hostile foreign power for it is not. #keepup

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. covfefe45maga‏ @covfefe45maga 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @jillkoreyo @TheOnion

        #uraniumdeal

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Vee Feinstein‏ @Pastafarian1964 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @covfefe45maga @jillkoreyo @TheOnion

        http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/mar/28/fact-checking-donald-trumps-tweets-about-hillary-c/ … Thoroughly debunked. Do try and keep up, Skippy 😉

        0 replies 2 retweets 1 like
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      1. Coldhands‏ @Coldhands2 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear they actually had someone in the race.

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      1. Geidy Perez‏ @GeidyPerez10 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu

        Sadly The Onion can no longer match the irony coming out of the press briefings on a daily basis.

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      2. Deena Price‏ @OakTree1980 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        From reading the responses, it looks like a lot of ppl didn't quite get the joke.

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
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