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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Oct 2017

    Elderly Dog Can Already Tell Owner Doesn’t Think She’s Worth $3,000 Gallstone Surgery https://trib.al/uLEwpc7 pic.twitter.com/5Q4buaRihU

    5:36 AM - 27 Oct 2017
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      1. Randell Leonard‏ @Randell_C 27 Oct 2017
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        Damn, Onion. It's too early for this one.

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      1. Paul Kline‏ @paulkline 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is by far the saddest thing I've read in a long time (even if it is a joke.) I'm just going to step into the bathroom & cry real quick.

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      1. will‏ @robbry36 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I haven't had enough coffee to deal with this

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      2. Lars Bruchmann‏ @pilotlars 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh!!! I thought the dog was letting the human know THE HUMAN isn’t worth the $3000 surgery!! Lmao

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Cesar‏ @CesarZeroIV 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @pilotlars @TheOnion

        That might have been a better joke tbh.

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      1. Mr. Kenyon‏ @KenyonReads 27 Oct 2017
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        Thanks, Onion, I hate it.

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      1. Charlie Wierzbicki‏ @Poeteacher 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not your best attempt at humor. This represents a real financial dilemma for many pet owners that has nothing to do with value.

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      2. tipoo‏ @MehNitesh2 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who’s chopping @TheOnion ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Cape Cod Joanna‏ @GypsyHeartPoet 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ouch... just ouch, Onion.... I'm going to go cry in my shower now so nobody hears me,pic.twitter.com/E3fJ88M3lG

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      2. Creppy Pete Zaroll  🎃 🧟‍♂️ 🦇‏ @lizmeade 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @_grawg

        why is this on my feed, grawg?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. sleeping booty‏ @_grawg 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @lizmeade @TheOnion

        harsh realities

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Jule Perrin‏ @PerrinJule 27 Oct 2017
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        Yes, She's worth $3,000.00!!

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      1. Katie Dougherty‏ @_katiedougherty 27 Oct 2017
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        DELETE

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      1. Robert U‏ @emuchop 27 Oct 2017
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        Lol. Best part is the reactions.

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      1. Georgia Beattie‏ @GeorgiaBeattie3 27 Oct 2017
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        My doxie Was paraplegic. All medical bills totaled $32k. Thank God we always came up with the money. So sad if u can’t afford. 😔

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      1. Kristie Feist‏ @KristieFeist 27 Oct 2017
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        Oh no you didn't! Too far. Stick to humans, people care far less about them.

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      1. Danny  👻Monstrous 🎃 Montes‏ @themontsd 27 Oct 2017
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        A tad morbid but 😆

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      1. Lintendo 64 Creepypasta.exe‏ @OMGlindsayrae 27 Oct 2017
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        oh man, too sad. 😪

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