Damn, Onion. It's too early for this one.
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This is by far the saddest thing I've read in a long time (even if it is a joke.) I'm just going to step into the bathroom & cry real quick.
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I haven't had enough coffee to deal with this
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Oh!!! I thought the dog was letting the human know THE HUMAN isn’t worth the $3000 surgery!! Lmao
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That might have been a better joke tbh.
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Thanks, Onion, I hate it.
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This is not your best attempt at humor. This represents a real financial dilemma for many pet owners that has nothing to do with value.
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Who’s chopping
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ouch... just ouch, Onion.... I'm going to go cry in my shower now so nobody hears me,pic.twitter.com/E3fJ88M3lG
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why is this on my feed, grawg?
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harsh realities
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Yes, She's worth $3,000.00!!
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Lol. Best part is the reactions.
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My doxie Was paraplegic. All medical bills totaled $32k. Thank God we always came up with the money. So sad if u can’t afford.
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Oh no you didn't! Too far. Stick to humans, people care far less about them.
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A tad morbid but
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oh man, too sad.
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