I know this is satire but the reality of it breaks my flippin heart
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satire isnt always humour
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satire is sometimes telling the sad truth in an uncomfortable way. That's what the Onion is kinda known for.
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Not humorous in the least.
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Not seeing the part that says satire needs to be "funny"pic.twitter.com/YkK3mZMy2u
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You dog freaks need a sense of humor .
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boo. hiss. cruelty is not funny.
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not funny or insightful
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There's no satirical article. Is that what the Onion does now? Ugly one-liners? Oh boy.
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Put this one to bed, never use it again and fire the one who pitched this. I still like the sh!t you guys do But I’m not going 2 like this.
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Not nice to hurt my heart like this . . .
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There's word smarts & then there's street smarts and then there's, what the fuck did I get myself into smarts. The latter seems to prevail
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Too far.
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not funny. not sure what this is supposed to be satiring. just sad.
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Yeah know your limits. Not your best material!
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Sadly that happens a lot. My daughter has a cat that this happened to 4 times before she got it. Sometimes
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I'm waiting for the funny. Oh, wait - Yes, it's all about mocking hope! How wonderful. Dude, seriously - This is not funny in any way!

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