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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Oct 2017

    Nation’s Math Teachers Introduce 27 New Trig Functions https://trib.al/De4Dtsi pic.twitter.com/p4HcgS72Hz

    2:03 PM - 26 Oct 2017
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    • Emma Greavu viv John S. Erickson Juan Militello Juan A. Lleó Jess Duggan Pierre-Simon Laplace Olivia Lynn 🍁pumpkin🍺spice☕️bisexuals🍂
    23 replies 238 retweets 741 likes
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      2. effectively deleted‏ @an_awful_human 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        these already exist irl though?pic.twitter.com/4i5gxbinH2

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        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Caesar‏ @Pannekuck 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @an_awful_human @TheOnion

        its the onion

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      4. effectively deleted‏ @an_awful_human 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Pannekuck @TheOnion

        I'm aware, but it's weird to me for them to write a satirical article just documenting something that already exists

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. PlantChampion‏ @PlantRBLX 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @an_awful_human @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/lGuD8cVTJB

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      6. effectively deleted‏ @an_awful_human 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @PlantRBLX @TheOnion

        the joke is that these things exist? I honestly don't get it; it's not like Franz Kafka International Airport actually exists

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      7. Caesar‏ @Pannekuck 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @an_awful_human @PlantRBLX @TheOnion

        read the article my dude

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      1. Inject Mellowcreme Pumpkins into my Veins‏ @KevinNelson84 26 Oct 2017
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        This is really gonna mess with SOHCAHTOA...

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      2. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 26 Oct 2017
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      3. space_junk‏ @spacejunkx 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @duke9555 @TheOnion

        What else is racist? I think my dishwasher might be racist not he's not talking to me cause he says I'm ableist

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Janet‏ @ThumbsyJ 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        AAAAARGH!

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      1. Mike Obie‏ @MikeObieTweet 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @runtimeerrorboy @TheOnion

        0.99... is equal to 1. They're the same number.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 26 Oct 2017
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        The calculator lobby strikes again.

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      1. €ricÏdlefan‏ @DrColinfan 26 Oct 2017
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        Glad I'm not in HS anymore.

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      1. Reibold‏ @PeterReibold 26 Oct 2017
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        I'm all for this.

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      1. Adam Goodridge‏ @AdamGoodridge18 29 Oct 2017
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        How do you pronounce 'cosvnx'?

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      1. Courtney Koestler‏ @DrKoestler 27 Oct 2017
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        The new "New Math"

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      1. Dan Loya‏ @DanLoya1 26 Oct 2017
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