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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Oct 2017

    ‘It’s Simply Bursting With Creative Wonder,’ Says Reviewer Of New Game Where Mario Sometimes Dresses As Chef https://trib.al/4vEPydB pic.twitter.com/C0qHWFaXnJ

    11:49 AM - 26 Oct 2017
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    • Xbox One Accessories Babban C. Eli Sanza Leif Messinger Kyle Brynsvold 🍃Lorena Lozano 🍃 Tha Specialist Pierre-Simon Laplace Spook Wink-hell⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)
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      1. BLOCKHEAD @ TwitchCon‏ @TeamBlockHead 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/HHyJ9WUa7X

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      2. Dami Lee‏Verified account @dami_lee 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rekt @A_Webster

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. andrew webster‏Verified account @A_Webster 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @dami_lee @TheOnion

        wait you can wield a whisk as a weapon

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Jonathan Steele‏ @jonathancsteele 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GameOverGreggy

        …. I dont get it?

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      3. The Great Cucuzza™‏ @thegreatcucuzza 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @jonathancsteele @TheOnion @GameOverGreggy

        Super Mario Odyssey releases tomorrow. @TheOnion trying to score some extra clicks.

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      4. Jonathan Steele‏ @jonathancsteele 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @thegreatcucuzza @TheOnion @GameOverGreggy

        yeah and that’s great and all, and I get they’re trying to make a joke, but the joke is…. Dumb? Doesn’t make sense to me.

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      5. The Great Cucuzza™‏ @thegreatcucuzza 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @jonathancsteele @TheOnion @GameOverGreggy

        ...agree but it's the Onion it's supposed to be dumb

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      6. Jonathan Steele‏ @jonathancsteele 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @thegreatcucuzza @TheOnion @GameOverGreggy

        I actually often find the Onion to be really hilarious with their timely sarcasm. This one just wasn’t good, that’s all I’m saying.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Niko‏ @snakewithawig 26 Oct 2017
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        first mario has nipples and now this? disgraceful

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      1. Mega Faggot‏ @somedude2014 26 Oct 2017
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        People keep saying mario is a plumber but Nintendo denied that a while ago

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      1. spooky meat fritts‏ @ellafritts4you 26 Oct 2017
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      1. Latency‏ @_Latency 26 Oct 2017
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      2. Bildish Chambino‏ @PaulTael 26 Oct 2017
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      1. Punished Venom Cake‏ @SynapseRanger0 27 Oct 2017
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        Dr. Mario is best Mario

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      1. Saeed Vip‏ @saeedvip60 27 Oct 2017
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        I don't get it

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      1. Rain‏ @PromisingCloud 27 Oct 2017
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        Mario tires of plumbing and turns to a career in law. Bowser lawsuit ensues.

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop 26 Oct 2017
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      1. Shitty Memes‏ @ShittyM3m3s 26 Oct 2017
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