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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Oct 2017

    Puerto Ricans Without Power For Month Can Only Assume This Leading Story Across National News Media https://trib.al/8RC9Zuq pic.twitter.com/fCY8hBLIiH

    9:19 AM - 26 Oct 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Oct 2017

        "I assume this catastrophe is dominating the 24-hour news cycle in the rest of the country." https://trib.al/3zzaR9N pic.twitter.com/fj4ey6CnMn

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Tia_Icarus @TheOnion

        It’s very much like how Jon Stewart started out mocking the news, then became our actual only source of true news.

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      1. Jeff Heesch‏ @HeeschJeff 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another depressing fact is how many Americans would be puzzled to learn that Puerto Ricans are also American citizens.

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      1. a.scott bennett‏ @asbennett13_a 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When you start reporting real news, I worry that’s how serious things have really become in our country. However, please carry on.

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      2. graham rowley‏ @legoman99 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks some thing out of fallout 4

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      1. Echolus‏ @Echolus 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        http://www.newsweek.com/trump-food-habits-rice-cherry-pie-weird-692019 … Too busy talking about T W O S L I C E S

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      1. Corvo Attano‏ @WingsOfAPegasus 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DJSnM

        Am I in the twilight zone were the onion provides legit news and not parody. Is trump president in the twilight zone.

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here is a site where you can track progress: http://status.pr  Total energy grid rebuild could take 6 months. 26% of PR has power.

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      1. Spook Wink-hell ⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)‏ @blockwonkel 26 Oct 2017
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        "How Can Puerto Rico Have National News When Their Nation Has No Power?" Asks Man with American Flag Emoji in Twitter Nmae

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      1. Murphy‏ @Multi_Murphy 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What the heck is a Puerto Rican?

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      1. Julie Nichols‏ @JulieMNichols 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ouch! Sad but true indictment.

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      1. Carson‏ @zQuietusTF45 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still little mention of USVI

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      1. mi‏ @missmischief420 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y'all cold

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      1. J A C‏ @jmcsuh 26 Oct 2017
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        😐

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      1. Bella112‏ @SheesheeO1 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This headline is amazing! AMAZING!

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      2. Choz‏ @Chozraham 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AngryPete11 @TheOnion

        so you’re not capable of compassion then. cool

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      3. Choz‏ @Chozraham 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Chozraham @AngryPete11 @TheOnion

        or a sense of humor

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