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"I don’t want to see her smug expression when I tell her she’s right." https://trib.al/5WloouW pic.twitter.com/DkHB0aGaW2
50/50 chance
Never tell me the odds
Im crying

The Onion Is Capping Every First Letter Like @officialjaden To Make It As Hard As Possible To Read
You struggled to read that?
Just the way I like it...a tad dark!
So funny
was it transgender
Sex is different than gender...
After having worked for a doctor, theres so much truth here #thosemoms
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