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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Oct 2017

    Woman Assaulted By Celebrity Just Needs To Sit Tight For 40 Years Until Dozens More Women Corroborate Story https://trib.al/cKeyt4J pic.twitter.com/jvl2cgrj3Y

    6:19 AM - 26 Oct 2017
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    53 replies 1,554 retweets 4,990 likes
      1. New conversation
      2.  ♌ ♻️ 💯 👾 🆘 🆗‏ @categio 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only people replying to this and liking it are men. Onion I love satire but this is totally not a joke especially right now.

        19 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      3.  ♌ ♻️ 💯 👾 🆘 🆗‏ @categio 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @categio @TheOnion

        The only replies that seem to like it, I mean to say. I do not have time to go through the likes it's not ok to make light of this shit, ok?

        5 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. CAFCRHYSBOY‏ @RHYSABIX 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @categio @TheOnion

        You know it’s making fun of the legal system and the way society handles rape and sexual assault right?

        3 replies 1 retweet 35 likes
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      6. CAFCRHYSBOY‏ @RHYSABIX 28 Oct 2017

        I don’t give a fuck about her gender. She didn’t get the joke and I had to explain it to her. Cry more

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. CAFCRHYSBOY‏ @RHYSABIX 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ffsCharIton @categio @TheOnion

        Sorry pal I’m really resllly really sorry PLESSE I’m so sorry

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Annie Birt‏ @Annie_Birt 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Way to add to the stigma surrounding sexual assault. I'm usually on board with the jokes. But sexual assault isn't funny.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      4. Annie Birt‏ @Annie_Birt 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mja42285 @TheOnion

        The women Weinstein assaulted are not to blame for his actions, he is. It's damaging and irresponsible to blame a victim for further actions of a criminal.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Thomas Russell‏ @TomTheZengineer 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Annie_Birt @mja42285 @TheOnion

        Who is blaming the victim here?

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. Annie Birt‏ @Annie_Birt 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TomTheZengineer @mja42285 @TheOnion

        The guy who just said that women who didn't report are to blame for his assaults.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Osmar Alanis‏ @EverVulpe 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Annie_Birt @TomTheZengineer @TheOnion

        I don't think @mja42285 read the story

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      8. andrew‏ @HartThe 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @EverVulpe @Annie_Birt and

        You need to read the article people

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. Steve‏ @steveanderson81 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly, accurate.

        0 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
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      1. Andy Lymberopoulos‏ @KillerKillB 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So many people not even getting the point. I didnt even have to read the article to get the point its making lol..

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. Raja Iyengar‏ @HighFlier76 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't funny. Not a little bit.

        5 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. andrew‏ @HartThe 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @HighFlier76 @TheOnion

        The title isn’t - the article addresses your outrage

        1 reply 0 retweets 33 likes
      4. Retrieval Cloud‏ @TonyChiaroscuro 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @HartThe @HighFlier76 @TheOnion

        You're asking umbrage bunnies to wrap their tiny little minds around irony and sociopolitic satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Raja Iyengar‏ @HighFlier76 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TonyChiaroscuro @HartThe @TheOnion

        Article could have been titled better.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Retrieval Cloud‏ @TonyChiaroscuro 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @HighFlier76 @HartThe @TheOnion

        Perhaps. But then it wouldn't have been the onion. Point being the piece of satire is contingent on title, body and events giving frame

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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