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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Oct 2017

    Stripper Thinks Customer Flirting With Her https://trib.al/lp9G7Uo pic.twitter.com/O2hjSKj8tF

    8:41 PM - 25 Oct 2017
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      1. Marcus V‏ @idhaise 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Excuse me? I'm a Patron,not a John!"- guy named John

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      2. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All I said was "sit on my face"

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      1. Matt Shaver‏ @CapedCrushaver 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ACS992

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      2. Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg‏ @jean_baptiste_z 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't the patron feeling there's some "special connection" what actually happens? 🤔 Hey, what's that thing that just passed over my head?

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      3. Helen Gordon-Smith‏ @NellDollBell 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @jean_baptiste_z @TheOnion

        It’s called a ‘dramatic reversal’ when the writer switches up the expected roles in a situation, used here for a satirical effect #litcrit

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      1. Digital Joe‏ @J010011113 26 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Kqwj1qlDW7

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      1. Kathleen Peterson‏ @Kathlee88308769 26 Oct 2017
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        Happen with Trump and his current wife not so off base.

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      2. Helen Gordon-Smith‏ @NellDollBell 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The writer of this must feel really down about how no one got this #dramaticreversal #theonionistoosmartforyouapparently #satirejazzhands 🙌🏽

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      3. Yeah Nah‏ @BuHao96 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @NellDollBell @TheOnion

        Jazz hands? The cringe

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      1. $bad boy_254‏ @badboy2543 25 Oct 2017
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        big deal???

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 25 Oct 2017
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        Hmmm, North Hollywood, North Las Vegas.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 25 Oct 2017
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        It’s probably true, the guy was actually flirting with her. I’ve seen it.

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      1. Ralph Griffey‏ @RalphWgriffey 25 Oct 2017
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        Ummmm isn't that the point?

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 25 Oct 2017
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        Misogyny

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      1. vijay banga‏ @lekh27 25 Oct 2017
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        All do, whats new

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