This is incredibly distasteful and dangerous. This is NOT something to joke about,
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Oh Jacki, take a Xanax and drink a bottle of wine next time you wander on to the Onion’s Twitter feed...
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Would a soldier with PTSD, which can include panic attacks, find this funny?
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I had a panic attack this morning... this made me laugh, the first time today...
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Abuse all substances available to you with reckless abandon.
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Jesus, I'd find this funny if it didn't cut marrow deep.
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I usually just take a couple dabs and then I’m good
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Smoke cannabis.
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Not seeing the humor here. It's clumsy/offensive and obvious. Cure for anorexia being cake, etc etc.. You are better than this, Onion.
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Douche post. Try for funny next time.
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>People not realizing the joke here is clearly that one should do the opposite
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So true. I can't breathe at work.
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Make sure to take your medication with plenty of black coffee & avoid the shooting range
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Go immediately to the nearest university and hide in its safe space or just to to the zoo and imitate an ostrich by sticking your head down
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This made me laugh
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