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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Oct 2017

    Russian Interference Had No Impact On Election, Reports Website Created 8 Minutes Ago https://trib.al/FQXSAPu pic.twitter.com/C6dCxYa2Cv

    11:50 AM - 25 Oct 2017
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      1. Bill Stewart, now extra scary for October!‏ @BillStewart415 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @kpoulsen

        The Kremlin has Onion-shaped domes on top. That means anything The Onion writes about Russia is Fake News. An obvious plant!

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      2. Panther Sherry‏ @PantherSherry 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Straying perilously close to reality here onion. 👀

        1 reply 3 retweets 78 likes
      3. Pecan Ice‏ @Kid_Atlas 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @PantherSherry @TheOnion

        they always do. It's intentional.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Panther Sherry‏ @PantherSherry 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Kid_Atlas @TheOnion

        Facetious

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      1. matt carless‏ @McarlessPainter 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        by a VPUTIN99 on go daddy dot com

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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Please not to be so paranoid, my dear American comrades!"pic.twitter.com/mS6qTfWQtw

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s odd, the website was paid for in rubles. Anyway look at how big Kim Kardashian’s bum is!!!

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      1. Ben  🇺🇸 (It’s not Halloween yet)‏ @real_Ben_Turner 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that settles that

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      1. Denise‏ @Malookies58 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @NatashaBertrand

        NOW that's funny!!😀😀😀 I'LL guarantee Fox will be all over this tonight!!

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      1. Solus Ipse‏ @NickTScully 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Российское вмешательство не повлияло на результаты выборов, Reports Website Created 8 Minutes Ago" 🙂 fixed

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      1. Dj CUTMAN!‏Verified account @VideoGameDJ 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a very good article

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      1. Tim OToole‏ @1cemandotcom 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ivan Testonia, cultural attache asks "What is ELECTION?"pic.twitter.com/L9FDiDKByl

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      1. DAWG‏ @88SEATTLE61 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wHKBd45ZxH

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      1. Infinite Memory‏ @Livingearth57 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's right bc the evil parasitical dead realm controls everything, including all politics, not just America.

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      1. AJohnson‏ @Jesse91Perez 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahhahahahahha

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      1. Leo‏ @Maquissar 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait - so now the mainstream media post Onionesque news, and you post real ones? Is that how 2017 works?

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