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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Oct 2017

    Study Finds Millennial Generation Stays On Phone With Parents Throughout Entire Day https://trib.al/8AskQTh pic.twitter.com/qQSSP5Rwo8

    8:28 PM - 24 Oct 2017
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    • Meghan Duryea Opinion Respecter Pierre-Simon Laplace Ann-Kristin Åklint 13 Days Till Election Day 🗳🗳🗳 Aliza Silverman Zach MC1 Alex Millar
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      1. Kendersrule‏ @kendersrule 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        fake news: millennials don't CALL people! #textforlyfe

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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 24 Oct 2017
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        Just to hear someone who says they care about what they think.

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      1. Melinda‏ @melwedde 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        Don’t you work with your dad?

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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 24 Oct 2017
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        Yeah and it's really interfering with our naked "romping" so thanks a bunch (though some can carry on, during yr call so think on that)

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      1. Frank SCAREinger  🕸 🎃 🌮 🕷 👻 👟‏ @papagarrbear 24 Oct 2017
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        This is not true at all

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      1. Sam Hey‏ @icountmyseeds 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        Group texting with the fam all day. I actually didn’t realize but i do this all day, everyday.

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      1. StillbornCandyCorn 🍞 🌹 🏴‏ @StillbrnUnicorn 24 Oct 2017
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        I’m always wondering who these people are on the damn phone with, esp at like 6-7 am or at Ross or Target...who talks on the phone anymore??

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      1. Ron Williams  🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇺🇳 🌍‏ @ronaldwuk97 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's a fair assessment tbh 😂😂😂

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      2. Maureen O'Brien‏ @boru2308 25 Oct 2017
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        1) We just went 4 days w/o: Power, Cell Phones, Water after Hurricane Ophelia. A woman chased my husband down street (was wearing hi vis)

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      3. Maureen O'Brien‏ @boru2308 25 Oct 2017
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        2) He was clearing roads. The woman, desperate, was hoping he was from phone co. She said teenagers were going to kill each other.

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      4. Maureen O'Brien‏ @boru2308 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @boru2308 @TheOnion

        The 13-year-old threatened to run away from home! To where? IDK. I guess talking IRL wasn't working. More important than water!

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      1. Skip  😎‏ @Skip68251227 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Melissa31920880

        I can believe that.... participation trophy generation... Dav

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      1. Kimmy Tran‏ @Kimtranny69 25 Oct 2017
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        Yas call my momma

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      1. TheDeepSteak‏ @x012355678 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        Parents should take them off the Cell Phone Account....

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      1. JenniferA‏ @TKBF2 25 Oct 2017
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        This is true. I work with a woman who talks to and texts with her son all day. He also stops into the office a few times a day. 🙄

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      1. Ms. Linda‏ @llcb1111 25 Oct 2017
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        Lip

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      1.  🇺🇸 BJ, what the f**k is happening?!  🇺🇸‏ @Wewdrshug 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @bannerite

        #truth....until you give them advice...then they turn in to the spawn of Satan. 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

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      1. Afonso de Albuquerque‏ @TM_Sarakham 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        Last thing connecting this gen-X to audio telephony was 'rents; now they're gone it's all texting for me, till death/civilization's collapse

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      1. LU's Coffee Break‏ @diana4words 24 Oct 2017
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        Rule one mama paid the bill rule two Mama & Daddy paid the bill #goit💋

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