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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2017

    Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’ https://trib.al/IFtvdIr pic.twitter.com/MF3xua1KBO

    1:32 PM - 23 Oct 2017
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      2. IHeartNoise‏ @Iheartnoise 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A breath of foul air in death metal

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Riot Von Nerdenheim‏ @RiotNerdPhilly 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Iheartnoise @TheOnion

        Look What You Made Me Doom

        0 replies 2 retweets 71 likes
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      1. SadGopnik‏ @Stasgawinski 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The star also legally changed her name to Corey Taylor Swift.

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      1. lil svelte‏ @yep_im_cagey 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        W/ album art by Francis Bacon

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      1. André K‏ @zothique01 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Taylor Swift is now obviously influenced by Cannibal Corpse. Great!

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      1. JEFF- Rose Bowl- 5-18, 5-19‏ @OldestSwifty 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @slitherswift

        I'm getting sick of this Taylor ridicule on Twitter. I think I'm just going to go to tumblr and stay there

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      1. creus‏ @Slothyte 23 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/kc0F2CVLSR

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      1. Bomb Johnson‏ @tommyhavs 23 Oct 2017
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        Sad to see another childhood star go off the deep end

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      1. North‏ @North00 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Death Metal that's really approachable, for the masses.

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      1. New conversation
      2. Bigshotprof‏ @thebigshotprof 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't it HER right to announce that?

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      4. Bigshotprof‏ @thebigshotprof 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @MoTheHaxGod @TheOnion

        It was a joke. @TheOnion

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      1. The Mighty Vampire ❄️ 🍷 🌊 🐱 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 🏃🏻‍♀️ ✌🏼 🦄‏ @TheMightyV24 23 Oct 2017
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        About time she just cut to the chase.

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      1. Hans Walter‏ @sfjazzguy 23 Oct 2017
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        Another tender love song

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      1. DIEDRICARTER‏ @diedricarter53 23 Oct 2017
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      1. ava 🦐‏ @avawarlord 23 Oct 2017
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        i can practically hear the lawsuit making its way up from the darkest pits of hell

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      1. Nic Rio‏ @nicriopel 23 Oct 2017
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      1. andrea hanstein‏ @amhanstein 24 Oct 2017
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        Lol @VDiazDeArce.

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