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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2017

    Trump Called Up For Vietnam Service After Last Of Draft Deferments Expires https://trib.al/b9Wc23b pic.twitter.com/4V2lm3fzJZ

    12:18 PM - 23 Oct 2017
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      1. Matt‏ @JMWeeks11 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't wait for his tweet saying if he would have gone to Vietnam then we would have won the war.

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      1. u‏ @LNU2017 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He has a legitimate reason this time for deferment. The Bone Spurs of his feet has now reached his brains. Anecdotal evidence supports this

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      1. Teacher Dude‏ @teacherdude 23 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/kP0gjMJe3s

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      2. Somewhere In ATX‏ @SomewhereinATX 23 Oct 2017
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        *chopper sound* Jimmy Hendricks: There must be some kind of way outta here...pic.twitter.com/XxKLNAlaDA

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      1. QocaT‏ @Qnotcue 23 Oct 2017
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        Donald "bone spur" Trump

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      1. Anke Koning‏ @AnkeKoning 23 Oct 2017
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        Let’s get those boots, modified for bone spur, ready to deploy

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      1. Sans Soma  🌹‏ @SandersParty 23 Oct 2017
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        Indefinite deferment on mental defect

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      1. Dave Grasby‏ @GrazVegas80 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @simonmontefiore

        Donald Trump - now there's an officer most likely to be shot in the back by his own troops.

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      1. Bailey‏ @Willis3B 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Go get them Donny

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      1. Steve  ⚾️ 🏈 🍺 😎‏ @steveo6924 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meanwhile Vietnam is likepic.twitter.com/lvMBAdoyiY

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      1. #BibarelLivesMatter‏ @LethalSchweppin 23 Oct 2017
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        That moment when people reply to a satire article too seriously. 😂

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      1. Tom Houston‏ @TomHoustonPDX 23 Oct 2017
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        Now that’s funny!

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      1. carol sholik‏ @jamaicagirl9 23 Oct 2017
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        Coward.

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      1. Harry Mitchell‏ @DirtyHarry1031 23 Oct 2017
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        He wouldn’t of lasted a day, just a little pussy bitch always has been always will be. Chickenshit yellow bellied coward that’s who tRump is

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      1. Joel Harinstein‏ @badputter58 23 Oct 2017
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        When will his sons Uday and Qusay enlist?

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      1. Art Vandalé‏ @2Ddangerously 23 Oct 2017
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        The Oniom is mainstream media now? Congrats you guys, you made it. As credible as Breitbart and Infowars.

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      1. Steven Lee‏ @Krompdada 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No worries shit head DT.....my dad volunteered to go !

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