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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2017

    New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://trib.al/vgPfvJ0 pic.twitter.com/AeyWTQ3L61

    11:42 AM - 23 Oct 2017
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      2. ❁cнoco_nocтυrno❀‏ @choco_nocturno 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That would be a #DemocratEPA. #RepublicanEPA says water is ok to drink.

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. ❁cнoco_nocтυrno❀‏ @choco_nocturno 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @choco_nocturno @TheOnion

        And then we thought this was a joke.http://www.businessinsider.com/scott-pruitt-scientific-advisory-board-environmental-protection-agency-modern-air-robert-phalen-2017-11?utm_content=buffer4f63b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-bi …

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      1. ColleenCCL‏ @Colleen93156112 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        EPA study finds 98% of U.S. mop water better than Flint. In an effort to stay on budget, Snyder proposes bottled mop water.

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      2. Nick Bursaw‏ @NickBursaw 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @skrrtskrrt__

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      3. Rachel‏ @skrrtskrrt__ 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @NickBursaw @TheOnion

        This sounds like a great research opportunity for students

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      1. Jeff Ross‏ @PardonMeSir 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @dylanjames_11 This is why I'm all about that Mop Stuff baby

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      2. Katie Spring‏ @KSpring86 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No shit...lol!

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      3. name goes here‏ @tdogpickens 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @KSpring86 @TheOnion

        Yes,often shit is involved

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Carlos  📰 Bolaños  🇬🇹‏ @CarlosVinLeaded 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the other 2% who thinks otherwise are Trump supporters ...pic.twitter.com/YlMDID6wtq

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      1. Ray Y‏ @mostlydogs 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TEsoldsoul4rNr

        We’re still polling.pic.twitter.com/IMjDSumPju

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      1. Kenneth‏ @KLindo32 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and now legally clean drinking water thanks to Scott Pruitt's rollbacks!

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      1. Justin Lowder‏ @2stepsRemoved 24 Oct 2017
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        @bunny_vu

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      1. Tom Bestig‏ @TBestig 23 Oct 2017
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        What’s that other 2% like

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      1. Steel Wolf‏ @TorturedBucFan 23 Oct 2017
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        And it only cost $500,000! What a bargain!

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      1. JackRen‏ @gruber_jackie 23 Oct 2017
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        @YourMostBob 🤣

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      1. Alan T‏ @AlanT101 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For just pennies a day 3rd world countries can have #FuckingNasty #MopWater. Won't you send a check today for #FuckingNasty #MopWater

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