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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2017

    Trump: "I will poison every second of quiet reflection that you previously enjoyed." https://trib.al/ZWyzKSn pic.twitter.com/tklGWI7l3T

    8:34 AM - 23 Oct 2017
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    • 7,267 Likes
    • DIE-lan Total Trash Mammal SAW-yer A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ Stephanie Sparkles Timothy Redmond michaelkilfoy Laura Merchu sikat Josh Beach
    135 replies 3,100 retweets 7,267 likes
      1. LunyNay‏ @lunynay 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Avoiding @realDonaldTrump tweets like....pic.twitter.com/dLd21O0dcq

        0 replies 9 retweets 54 likes
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      2. Moozhan Toofan‏ @MoozhanT 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JD_Meadows

        I know!! I have not been able to mediate since November of last year! Onion! It's not a parody when it's true!

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      4. Moozhan Toofan‏ @MoozhanT 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JD_Meadows @TheOnion

        silver lining: He's forcing us to care and get educated. 😑

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. John Lurie‏Verified account @lurie_john 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        perfect

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Bobbie Davis‏ @ItsMeBobbieD 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ezlusztig

        Isn't this supposed to be a fake news site?

        2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Jascha Hoffman‏ @JaschaHoffman 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "So enjoy the precious few minutes you have each morning before remembering that I exist."

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Thomas Prass‏ @ThomasPrass 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Incredible! There are more important issues to deal with than yelling and screaming at people. What about some smart moves, Mr. president?

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3.  🐻theMcRiblet‏ @TheMcRiblet 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ThomasPrass @TheOnion

        Hes got yuge yuge ideas with his big brain that knows the best words.. Sad

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We laugh cuz it's funny & we laugh cuz it's true. But mostly we laugh cuz we're all out of tears.

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      1. Sara Garnett‏ @SaraCGarnett 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MegaDarren

        I thought the onion was satire

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      2.  🇺🇸CandaceTX™ 🇺🇸‏ @CandaceTX 23 Oct 2017
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         🇺🇸CandaceTX™ 🇺🇸 Retweeted The Onion

        @SigmaR3LLA (this made me think of you ☺)https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/922486401664454657 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Trump: "I will poison every second of quiet reflection that you previously enjoyed." https://trib.al/ZWyzKSn  pic.twitter.com/tklGWI7l3T
        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Quinoa & Cornrows®‏ @SigmaR3LLA 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @CandaceTX @TheOnion

        Why is this so accurate?? 😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      5.  🇺🇸CandaceTX™ 🇺🇸‏ @CandaceTX 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JanetMadiello @SigmaR3LLA @TheOnion

        Dear Deploron, If you're going to pollute my mentions, you could at least be funny. #shoo xoxo, me

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2.  🐜 🍯 🍸‏ @AntHoneyMartini 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DockreyKelley

        I know this is satire because Trump doesn't have that kind of vocabulary.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Kelley Dockrey‏ @DockreyKelley 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AntHoneyMartini @TheOnion

        It's good to have a little comic relief from the #HelloOnEarth that #LiarInChief has created

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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