“O” no. “A” lot of paper towels will “B” required.
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Don't have A negative outlook on this. Try to B positive.
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Vampires will be devasted as if a stake was driven through their heart.
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oh man why did i laugh at this
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So THAT'S how they move all of that blood around. Much more efficient than those stupid plastic bags.
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[SLOW HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Vampires of the nation face starvation.
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I thought this incident had been congealed . . . sorry I mean concealed.
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That's an awful lot of a perfectly good black pudding going to waste there.
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What happened to
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@MaxDKSmusic Jesus Christ lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well I guess we should start harvesting blood from others now, everyone get something sharp.
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Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood
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Yeah... "crude" is right. Crude and unfunny.
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Mosus has returned!
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What happens when you use generic tampons. You need that braided string!
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"American Red Cross to supply bandages"
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This was in 2014
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Oh the humanity!
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That's pretty brutal
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