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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2017

    FAA To Ban Plane Crashes https://trib.al/Y3WHlis pic.twitter.com/Y7tuJwccuu

    6:00 AM - 23 Oct 2017
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      1. ⦅◯NNER‏ @mixed_apes 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        About time someone did something about it

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      1. Carl‏ @carlschnack 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nanny state at it again! Leave plane crashes to the market

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      1. Jumps Round a Corner & Yells "Lewis Dunn!"‏ @dunnace 23 Oct 2017
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        This is typical top down federal law making nonsense. Some small airlines NEED to crash to operate #stateflights

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      2. Michael Lisi‏ @ACMilanMichael 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NRA to ban mass shootings next?

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      1. Bam‏ @Bambambic 23 Oct 2017
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        And sneezes. Don't forget sneezes.

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      1. Big Bones Billy‏ @EvanGrayM 23 Oct 2017
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        One only way to stop a bad guy with a plane is a good guy with a plane.

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      1. PolitiBear ☠️ 💵‏ @politiburr 23 Oct 2017
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        Finally!

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      1. Ed Moroney‏ @EdMo9974 23 Oct 2017
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        Well it's about time

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      1. Derek Suomi‏ @dereksuomi 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm happy to see them finally addressing a problem that has existed since the dawn of human flight. Kudos!

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      1. BANKSTER SLAYER‏ @banksterslayer 23 Oct 2017
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        Has same effectiveness as gun control laws, cuz, then would-be murderers would be, like, OK I guess it's not legal anymore.

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      1. Ted Fowler‏ @tedfowIer 23 Oct 2017
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        Should have done this earlier plane crashes are fatal we can’t let the pilots do this to good citizens

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      1. Progressives Aren't‏ @AchDuLibrtarian 23 Oct 2017
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        Government in a nutshell.

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 23 Oct 2017
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        "@TheOnion: FAA To Ban Plane Crashes https://trib.al/Y3WHlis  pic.twitter.com/REYCI8KtwN"

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      1. Judy Ryan‏ @frzosh 23 Oct 2017
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        About time!

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      1. ClassicalLibMOT‏ @CygnusA81 23 Oct 2017
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        Hello Randy! I hope you weren't drunk during this presser.

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      1. Ana Elizondo‏ @anaelizondo70 23 Oct 2017
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        Way overdue.

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      1. T Lou  🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇷🇺 🇺🇸‏ @WhiskeyT33 23 Oct 2017
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        'Bout time!

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