You don't even try to make shit up anymore.
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You almost can't at this point.
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*post millenial dread intensifies*
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And let's not forget to add that the lowest common denominator among Americans is near zero...http://baconplant.com/measure-lowest-common-denominator-among-americans-near-zero/ …pic.twitter.com/QY8f4nLj1N
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The Onion satire, becoming less and less satirical every day...
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Stop being so prescient
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Sad but true.
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I find this oddly comforting.
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What is "it" that is being referred to in this article? I could think of several "it's" that are possible to b coming we're no prepared 4.
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Put it this way: there is no major disruption to life, society or infrastructure that the average person is at all equipped to handle.
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I think that's a bot that just tried to troll the Onion...we really are doomed
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We'll survive this, the antibodies are developing against this infection already.
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This is true.
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@TheOnion: New Study Finds Average American Stands No Chance Against What’s Coming https://trib.al/fz1K4CC pic.twitter.com/glHQSbx1c7"
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Another fake study on stuff we already know
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What they haven't started bending over yet?
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What about europe? Need to study us as well!
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