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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Oct 2017

    Fox NFL Sunday Adds Second Terry Bradshaw https://trib.al/glqUpme pic.twitter.com/agQbJUaZhL

    9:10 AM - 22 Oct 2017
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      1. NM Grind3r‏ @NMGrind3r 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not great but it would be an upgrade if replacing Joe Buck

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      1. Muriel Lynne‏ @lynne_muriel 22 Oct 2017
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        ok

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      1.  ⚰️ 🦇 💀 I A N  🧟‍♂️ 🔪 🎃‏ @AnalogVerse 22 Oct 2017
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        — No really, how did they do this ⁉️

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      1. Mr. Penguin‏ @SalomonBeckmann 22 Oct 2017
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        It'd be too dangerous for Howie Long the way @TerryBradshaw swings his arms around when he talks…

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      1. Odd Year Bob‏ @Sonova_Beachbum 22 Oct 2017
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        Between Two Bradshaws?

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      1. Marjorie Laurie‏ @m_ml52 22 Oct 2017
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        I can't believe you have that animal abuser Micheal Vick on your show, disgraceful.

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      1. David Heintz‏ @areckoning 22 Oct 2017
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        Just because the conversations aren't quite dumb enough.

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      1. YOU CAN'T REPLY TO A DELETED TWEET‏ @Snapple2Apple 22 Oct 2017
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        Ah, twice the SSTTUUPPIIDD

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans 22 Oct 2017
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        how bout zero Terry Bradshaw's?

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      1. Bryce T. $awyer‏ @OGBlackBryce 22 Oct 2017
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        Somehow I feel THAT could unite the nation.

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      1. Dan Birch‏ @Mabolzich 29 Oct 2017
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        As much as I enjoyed the NLF for many years, I have to say I don't watch the kneeling traitors anymore. Still like you guys though.

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      1. Matt Scheidenhelm‏ @MScheidenhelm 22 Oct 2017
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        Better to have a Howie Short to give a unique opinion to Howie Long.

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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 22 Oct 2017
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        Or how about "Men talk incessantly about game for hours making no difference in outcome."

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      1. Ben Roach‏ @rroach123 22 Oct 2017
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        Dear god

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      1. peter‏ @pcoff4real 22 Oct 2017
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        this a good headline

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 22 Oct 2017
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        Deja vu. The future ain’t what it used to be.pic.twitter.com/SNCDZkAui3

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      1. TeeKaye S. Pumpkins‏ @bee_n_dashmama 22 Oct 2017
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        That’s unfortunate.

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