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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Oct 2017

    NCAA Suspends Penn State Another 3 Years After Remembering Everything They Did https://trib.al/P7vkgWu pic.twitter.com/AuxR9wF3o0

    4:30 PM - 21 Oct 2017
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      2. Godwin's Law Attorney‏ @JustinHoward44 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do you have any jokes that aren't from 2012

        5 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Dave Demge‏ @DaveDemge 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JustinHoward44 @TheOnion

        That is the joke. “Remembering” is the key word within said joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
      4. Godwin's Law Attorney‏ @JustinHoward44 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @DaveDemge @TheOnion

        Brilliant bc they can keep recycling the joke, like they have for 6 years

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. PinkyScare‏ @EastPointWriter 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing good ever comes out of PA

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. John B‏ @BDaddy1967 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @EastPointWriter @TheOnion

        You do realize the Declaration of Independence came from PA, right? Oh, no, you’re from GA....so probably not.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. PinkyScare‏ @EastPointWriter 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BDaddy1967 @TheOnion

        I am actually not from GA. But I guess cause youre from PA youre not smart enough to deduce shit. I was actually JKing so chill the fuck out

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. B 👻b Br 💀wn‏ @brownrd5 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @saraporcheddu

        Yes to this. That this school was allowed to field a football team ever again is an affront to basic human decency

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Poilu‏ @Genghis_Conk 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @brownrd5 @TheOnion @saraporcheddu

        Dude relax. The program was stripped and rebuilt. You just like to get upset. I bet you’re a popular dude

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Matt Mayorga‏ @mateo_gmayorga 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Genghis_Conk @brownrd5 and

        Covering up child molestation for the sake of a non-professional sports program is really quite upsetting to anyone with a moral compass

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Poilu‏ @Genghis_Conk 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mateo_gmayorga @brownrd5 and

        No they aren’t. They’re facing felony charges...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Otto Titsling (from Beaches)‏ @OttoTitsling 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There you go Onion. Keep it going against student athletes who have done nothing & were in elementary school when it happened. Stay classy!

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Matthew Zeiner‏ @MatthewZeiner 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @OttoTitsling @TheOnion

        Cuz there aren’t any other schools for student athletes to go to right? 😆

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jeremy Chesser‏ @JeremyChesser3 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @MatthewZeiner @OttoTitsling @TheOnion

        It's a shitty situation, should PSU close down and rename itself to allow athletes a chance to compete

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Otto Titsling (from Beaches)‏ @OttoTitsling 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JeremyChesser3 @MatthewZeiner @TheOnion

        Sure. Let's shut it down and put an entire region out of work. Then it can bankrupt all the businesses in town. Off site campuses too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Otto Titsling (from Beaches)‏ @OttoTitsling 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @OttoTitsling @JeremyChesser3 and

        I mean why stop there? Let's just burn it all to the ground and waste billions in infrastructure? What would be enough for everyone?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Neil Anderson‏ @neil_anderson 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Booooo

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      1. Ham Beatdown‏ @scottacular7 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it might be for assbeating Michigan the way it's going tonight

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      2. aj‏ @ajperez44 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i might attend grad school here

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Jalmzy‏ @jalmzy 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ajperez44 @TheOnion

        Dont they support child molesters

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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