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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Oct 2017

    New Study Finds You’d Love Being Rich Asshole https://trib.al/R2Ki7ln pic.twitter.com/vIIkYPMp5D

    11:17 AM - 20 Oct 2017
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    • Nick Bryan Shaver 🎃 very rude elevator screamer Anthony Taylor Farish Selin Ince BWooty Robert Stargel noah
    17 replies 315 retweets 1,304 likes
      1. Lisa Jones‏ @proudmomom 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @akarp

        Lisa Jones Retweeted Dan Scavino Jr.

        The Onion is hillarious!! 😂😍🤣 #caring #capitalism can help many peoplehttps://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/920125705568051206 …

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        Dan Scavino Jr.Verified account @Scavino45
        U.S. MARKETS FROM ELECTION DAY {Since 11/8/2016} 📈 pic.twitter.com/HtjHrznQKJ
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      1. Olen‏ @OlenAtTheRouge 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake News. Easier to be a poor asshole. Still love it.

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      1. Old Scratch‏ @gsulli 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wouldn't mind having a shot at it.

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      1. Jon Blumenthal‏ @JonBlumenthal 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm halfway there...

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      2. Shubham Kalamkar‏ @dfunnyintrovert 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You had to do a study to conclude that ? Dude that's common sense 😶

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tell me about itpic.twitter.com/uMCN4gyNHV

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      1. Ken‏ @cusebeach 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only way to find out is to become the enemy.

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      1. Dawn Corbin‏ @DawnCorbin 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better than being a whole ass

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rich Recluse except for new booty.

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please. Add me to your next studypic.twitter.com/iNQbXeBFKz

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      1. Irish Green‏ @irishgreen24 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Terrybu39654993

        Lmao.

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      1. slip magoo‏ @redapplecigars 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perhaps

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      1. Tony Meade‏ @tonymeade 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep, probably.

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "@TheOnion: New Study Finds You’d Love Being Rich Asshole https://trib.al/R2Ki7ln  pic.twitter.com/yijOWe1hkL"

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      1. Y.W.‏ @rfimor 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If I were rich, why would I want to still be an asshole?

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      1. not taylor‏ @taylorvenema 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        absolutely true

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      2. Ian Rathke‏ @Igrathke 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not with our high tax rates discouraging wealth. Mo money mo taxes... That's what I always say...

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      3. Sandy‏ @beanpoverty 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Igrathke @TheOnion

        You haven’t paid attn to the newest trend. Mo money no taxes- just ask Trump. Sadly I can’t afford his accountant after paying taxes

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