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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Oct 2017

    Cake Left Out In Break Room With No Instructions https://trib.al/5K5h0WL pic.twitter.com/aVtLO12nIe

    7:42 AM - 20 Oct 2017
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    • Josh Pusecker Aark Aremi Carolina Lovely Puppy!💙💚💜 Zachary Keeton Katie Kes H🎃wloweenie say your final goodbye's Janne Toivola
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      1. Corin Nemec‏Verified account @imcorinnemec 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just an ass print would be perfect. On my way!

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      2. Carly Jordan‏ @carlyforshort 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @gottlife

        cc: @carriecourogen

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      3. Carrie Courogen‏Verified account @carriecourogen 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @carlyforshort @TheOnion @gottlife

        The only difference between this and my office is that people think it's okay to do this with MELTING ICE CREAM CAKES.

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      4. Carly Jordan‏ @carlyforshort 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @carriecourogen

        i knew you could relate tho

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      1. Michael®‏ @Thunderclap 20 Oct 2017
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        Cake devoured in 15 minutes. Evening shift angry about dirty cardboard

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      1. North Dallas Chamber‏ @NDCC 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DMNBiz

        At our office we don't need instructions

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      1. Nick Bursaw‏ @NickBursaw 20 Oct 2017
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        @EthanKilgore def worth the full read

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      1. chromosoulmatic‏ @chromosoulmatic 20 Oct 2017
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        Coen Bros production wrap for "The Cake That Wasn't There"

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      1. Waddles, PhD‏ @theJedi_Exile 20 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/auctNe3FxA

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      1. Filbert‏ @ControlCentral1 20 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Sta1lmc4T3

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      1. Francisco Stiglich‏ @fstiglich 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cake be gone

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      1. John BOO-der‏ @heartlandsurfer 20 Oct 2017
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        That just screams “Eat Me!”

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      1. Kathleen OKeeffe‏ @beerwxsports 20 Oct 2017
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        I have some, "eat."

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      2. Paul Johnston‏ @Paul1Johnston 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        implied 'eat me' shurely

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      1. suht eba vend‏ @helejaan 25 Oct 2017
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        Destroyed in seconds

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