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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Oct 2017

    Study: 83% Of Gamblers Quit Right Before They Would Have Hit The Big One https://trib.al/LzUYmsp pic.twitter.com/UChoI1iucr

    9:49 PM - 19 Oct 2017
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      1. Some random guy‏ @_whosmanisthis_ 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I KNEW I should've sold my firstborn for that last round.

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      1. Ronnie Smart‏ @RonnieS_Writer 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's sad to have your partner leave you and have your house and assets seized right before you would have struck it big for sure honest.

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      1. Bart Jackson‏ @BartJackson01 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Study performed by the Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce.

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      1. lukas volman‏ @lukas_volman 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @apokerplayer

        @slAyRodGAMIN

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      1. Kyle Schroeder‏ @kyle__schroeder 20 Oct 2017
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        It's never too late to buy Bitcoin..

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      1. Richie Moku‏ @RichieMoku 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @fatbaldguyracin

        #neverquit

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      1. Noah Shepeck‏ @darealbigfudge 20 Oct 2017
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        @mattmayr5

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      1. bisey‏ @Laiath 19 Oct 2017
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      1. Las Vegas Locally  🌴‏ @LasVegasLocally 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/GvrUeG4Kr7

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      1. Gas Light Politics‏ @GasLightPolitic 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So THATS why we ended up with Moron TRump?

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      2. Scaring his Best‏ @Willipossiblyam 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        isn't a joke at the expense of gambling addicts a little too low brow

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      1. lukas volman‏ @lukas_volman 25 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @apokerplayer

        @Burnin20s

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      2. Felix Römer‏ @Felixelysian 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like 100% bullshit...its not like the chances become better if they play the "one more time" Superstition - the house always wins

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      3. ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ 🌏 <br />空兒‏ @Nin_99 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Felixelysian @TheOnion

        Woosh…

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      1. Michael‏ @cryptomint89 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol @alexramsay

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      1. Dr. Routine Specific‏ @BrungerJohn 20 Oct 2017
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      1. Blaine Elliott‏ @alcanblaine1 20 Oct 2017
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        Those sound like my kind of odds.

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