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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Oct 2017

    Man Honestly Thought Breakdown Would Be More Obvious To People https://trib.al/iT1VJ98 pic.twitter.com/PflB27mqMN

    9:03 PM - 19 Oct 2017
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      1. Elias Hartman‏ @GlorifiedPigeon 19 Oct 2017
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        Too real

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      1. Tony Meade‏ @tonymeade 19 Oct 2017
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        Pretty much.

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      1. AMF‏ @AdamMFarley 19 Oct 2017
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        @peter_yoderpic.twitter.com/OfEM2GVT7i

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      1. SixDemon Paranoid‏ @ultrafetzig 19 Oct 2017
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        Ugh you got me. Finally in 2017, The Onion pulled my number.

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      1. Milan Klusacek‏ @milanklusacek 21 Oct 2017
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        :(

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 20 Oct 2017
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        Looks like The Onion struck a nerve here. There is an epidemic of degrading mental health right now, and it’s not funny. I have suffered as well.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 20 Oct 2017
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        My advice would be to bring in a bottle of whatever they use @TheOnion to get through the lapses in comedy, prosack maybe.

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      1. Io James‏ @iojames34 19 Oct 2017
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        Since when does Kendrick Lamar work for Kinkos?

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      1. Johnny Boy‏ @wasjohnny 19 Oct 2017
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        That's all of us bro

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      1. SOMEGUY‏ @SOMEGUY7879 19 Oct 2017
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        That last line was perfection.

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      1. Danske‏ @Danske_ 19 Oct 2017
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        This is too close to the bone for me, as it's legit what's happening daily.

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      1. Passer-Gasbuddy‏ @PasserGasbuddy 19 Oct 2017
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        But the president's breakdown is just as obvious & most of GOP plays just as stupid while they fiddle & let their Nero set fires!

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      1. TorgosGrave‏ @torgosaves 19 Oct 2017
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        ;-;

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