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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Oct 2017

    Trump Drops 92 Spots On List Of Richest Americans https://trib.al/sKS9NCV  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/jwwxbut0I3

    3:49 PM - 19 Oct 2017
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      1. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the response pic you should have used for the tweet.pic.twitter.com/tOTyTpzySu

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      2. Tim Scanlan‏ @chchareaman 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He will still be happy as long as he's still richer than Obama.

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      3. Peter Nameth‏ @WilliamQuake1 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chchareaman @TheOnion

        Yeah I think Obama's got a couple billion stashed Pentagon and HUD sure are missing a lot of money

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      2. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oddly enough, since Trump has been in office the United States' ranking in the world has plummeted nearly 92 spots as well. For the first time since the Revolutionary War, America is close to dropping out of the Top 100.

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      1. Mark SWAN‏ @MarkSWA74983376 21 Oct 2017
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        Duh?

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      1. Peter Nameth‏ @WilliamQuake1 20 Oct 2017
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        Yes he's concentrating on making Great America great again, it's understandable, but just really a small sacrifice I think for him.

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      2. monday mood‏ @NiteShade925 19 Oct 2017
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        How dare you, posting the truth like that

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      3. Peter Nameth‏ @WilliamQuake1 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @NiteShade925 @TheOnion

        Well there's some subjectivity to truth generally it's the reality Gap always with progressives... I did not have sex with that woman

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      1. Jeff Ryan‏ @amanshort 19 Oct 2017
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        that means he can drop another 5000 spots and never worry about running out of money

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      1. chOppingCart 👹 🔪‏ @eggman6001 19 Oct 2017
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        all i can say is i cant wait to see the trump library

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      2. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 19 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/JSafgVReht

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      3. Peter Nameth‏ @WilliamQuake1 20 Oct 2017
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        Cranberry sauce helps with that gamey taste kind of like mint sauce with lamb

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      1. TOONS MAG‏ @toonsmag 19 Oct 2017
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        Like your post! We would like to invite you to see a cartoon about Trump. http://www.toonsmag.com/2017/02/trump-posse.html …

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