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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Oct 2017

    John Kelly Explains To Furious Trump That Gold Star Widow Cannot Be Demoted To Silver Star Widow https://trib.al/aKy1fls pic.twitter.com/egyVefk3e6

    2:02 PM - 19 Oct 2017
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      2. Tammy‏ @tammymd 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TPerkShow

        OMG....pic.twitter.com/cOqN3Xs0bC

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Tony Perkins Show‏ @TPerkShow 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @tammymd @TheOnion

        No. That's a joke website!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Tammy‏ @tammymd 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TPerkShow @TheOnion

        Had to ask...with this president you just NEVER know lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Malaury‏ @Malaury25041412 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worst thing is that it's actually believable 😵

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      2. Rosemary Lafreniere‏ @RoseMLafreniere 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gen. John Kelly proves he is more Republican than Human... to the chagrin of the majority who had hoped he'd be the #AdultInTheWhiteHouse

        1 reply 2 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Tian Davis [天]‏ @tiandavis 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @flyosity

        Praying for ya @TheOnion, times like these must be trying.

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      1. Gusie‏ @bigpapi195 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Respect our fallen soldiers. They gave their lives for us. Kelly and the moron are missing the point.pic.twitter.com/ga2miw3LNU

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      2. bmmb 🎃 🎃  ⭕ 🍍 🎍‏ @boombooshoot 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this sadly doesn't even sound like satire honestly.

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
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      2. Jurema‏ @JRMRS22 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s The Onion, but let us face it, it would be totally possible scenario with the baby president currently in the WH

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. I Don't Suffer Fools‏ @CAmandaMKMMA 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JRMRS22 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/x8rtp6fM4U

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      2. Dipankar Mukherjee‏ @dmukherjee11 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This "humor" is in bad taste.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Ole Tippecanoe‏ @TippeTyYay 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @dmukherjee11 @TheOnion

        Your "president" is in bad taste.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Third time today that I can't tell whether @TheOnion is reporting truth or fiction.

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Brian‏ @Brian19702003 19 Oct 2017
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        It’s funny and sad at the same time.

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      1. Joe Shands‏ @JShandsNorCal 19 Oct 2017
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        Hard to tell the Onion from reality anymore.

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