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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Oct 2017

    Trump Comforts Grieving War Widow By Assuring Her He Will Never Die https://trib.al/CxotVQX pic.twitter.com/bzrhBqS4gX

    11:52 AM - 19 Oct 2017
    • 2,471 Retweets
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    80 replies 2,471 retweets 7,889 likes
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      2. Chief's Wife‏ @sharondigi 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/mnEQt4lJuj

        4 replies 56 retweets 157 likes
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      2. Joshy(blogz)...tweetz‏ @JoshyTweetz 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you guys doing real news? I'm confused now...

        5 replies 4 retweets 153 likes
      3. Ferik‏ @On_Politike 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JoshyTweetz @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Steve Yautz‏ @steve_yautz 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the Onion is satire.

        3 replies 2 retweets 38 likes
      3. Mech‏ @MechWarriorNY 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @steve_yautz @TheOnion

        Reality jumped the shark months ago.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Anomynous‏ @addthc 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's just not nearly as funny when it's almost believable... Trump has ruined it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Joshy(blogz)...tweetz‏ @JoshyTweetz 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @addthc @TheOnion

        It's funnier in a meta way cause we are all pausing being like wait did this happen?

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. Anomynous‏ @addthc 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JoshyTweetz @TheOnion

        At some point reality and satire are bound to meet...pic.twitter.com/3JrWCNuTZC

        3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. RestorationJesus‏ @RestorationJesu 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @addthc @JoshyTweetz @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/2u1h5c0QBH

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Joshy(blogz)...tweetz‏ @JoshyTweetz 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RestorationJesu @TheOnion

        If trump denies this story I will freak the fuck out...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Anomynous‏ @addthc 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JoshyTweetz @RestorationJesu @TheOnion

        If they wrote a satirical article absolutely singing his praises and tweeted it at him, he might actually retweet it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. RestorationJesus‏ @RestorationJesu 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @addthc @JoshyTweetz @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ay7DXOg6v9

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Barry Liebemarx‏ @liebemarx 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Some people say that Obama let people die. Not me, but some people say it. But I have the best deals for eternal life, believe me."

        0 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
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      2. Rob Kauder‏ @SgtRobSR 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GaryCrooks

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        I see your @TheOnion and raise you a @DuffelBloghttps://twitter.com/DuffelBlog/status/921067949124923392 …

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        Duffel BlogVerified account @DuffelBlog
        Trump: As I watch this soldier's casket being lowered, I can't help but notice his wife is now single http://theduffel.co/2yysFTL  pic.twitter.com/nCVeu3iI3h
        2 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
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      1.  👑CloaKing 👑‏ @Bobby_Corwin 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ykarps

        you're supposed to make fake news

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
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      2. Joe Mayo‏ @GoldenDomer03 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are we sure he actually didn’t say that?

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. AmperSandwich‏ @Amper_Sandwich 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GoldenDomer03 @TheOnion

        He might eventually. The guy's Poe's Law incarnate.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Jason Barnes‏ @Barnes1684 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know it’s the Onion, but this headline could easily be on any news headline and it would sound legit whenever it comes to Trump.

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. A.C. Miller‏ @ACMillerAuthor 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Barnes1684 @TheOnion

        Right?? Just ridiculous.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation

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