hey babe why didn’t you tell me you moonlight as a writer for The Onion
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Because I’m image-driven
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@hantastic4 see? You're good.
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I mean, this is legit. Even though it's a joke.
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Haha! RT
@TheOnion Study Finds Owning Cool Leather Jacket More Rewarding Than Raising Childrenhttps://trib.al/xkkmiJFThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol and it throw up on u when it’s sick


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The jacket does? Where'd you buy it, the Addam's family Estate Sale? Seriously, a jacket like that is special... ask any priest.

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I forgot the word WON’T

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Damn! Thought it was a special jacket.
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If you want it to be special...then it is special :P
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But... it doesn't vomit! That just seems so necessary at the present. Guess I'll have to find a copy of the Necronomicon to force feed.

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Why not BOTH
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Because one will throw up on the other.
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wtf?!!!
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The Onion is satire news, it began around 1970. Most of their headlines initiate the response of "WTF?"
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I didn't know!!! but considering this for just 1sec says a lot about the world we live in 
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I was guessing since your location said Portugal that you were not familiar with The Onion. Glad to help.
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