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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Oct 2017

    How Fake News Led President Trump To Believe 'Semi-Charmed Life' Was By Matchbox 20pic.twitter.com/Jh4oFQDIpB

    10:42 AM - 18 Oct 2017
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    • Elon(gated) Musk(rat) Flavio Sette Deceased DucatiNurse Eric Harris Jessica Shafran Spooky Voximilian Travis Millward Laura Hughes
    37 replies 384 retweets 1,121 likes
      1. Alex Kopp‏Verified account @Akopp 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol

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      1. Luke Martin‏ @LukeMartin_22 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RepairMethod

        @RepairMethod, @ThisIsRobThomas Ironically this made me laugh at 3am, you guys definitely wroye that one, right?

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      1. jamie d‏ @drjdizz 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RepairMethod

        Makes me nauseous to have @MatchboxTwenty in the same sentence as the 🍊, even for satire. 😝

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      1. Kyle Harrison‏ @kyl____ 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ThisIsRobThomas Please cover Semi-Charmed Life.

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      1. Tim Tori‏ @Tim_Tori 18 Oct 2017
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        I know where he got this info.pic.twitter.com/p8z4IzG0iP

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      1. Mark Hummingbird‏ @Markhummingbird 18 Oct 2017
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        Man! Cmon! Is this even a joke? Everyone knows semi-charmed life is by @MatchboxTwenty . Right? 😂😂😂

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      1. Carla tap‏ @carlottap 18 Oct 2017
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        Lol that was funny!

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      1. Mine Looks Like Yoshi‏ @IchBinDurstig 18 Oct 2017
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        GODDAMN IT GIVE THIRD EYE BLIND THEIR DUE

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      1. N I COLE T T A‏ @nnnicolettaaa 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kryzreid

        @Kryzreid isn’t this hilarious 😆

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      1. nicky noodle‏ @nkn03 18 Oct 2017
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        What’s the chances that if you guys were still touring, someone would have requested it, birthday or not 😏

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      1. MsMB20‏ @LisaBickers 18 Oct 2017
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        Woooooow!! 🤦‍♀️ insanity...smh

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      1. Allison‏ @Dr_Alli 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RepairMethod

        Fucking hysterical! The guitar riff in Never Let You Go! Sad! 😂😂😂

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      1. Denise Smith‏ @DeeluvsRob 18 Oct 2017
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        Wtf? 😂😂😂😂 I knew he was an idiot

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      1. :)‏ @hannahcarps 18 Oct 2017
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        @kels0h

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      1. Graham Smoker‏ @graham_smoker 18 Oct 2017
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        But @IvankaTrump was such a hipster, why didn't Dotard ask her? Wait...I know...both posers. Third Eye Blind...duh

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      1. Felix Does Marketing‏ @felixbazgan 18 Oct 2017
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        I thought it was by System of a Down. #FakeNews got me again.

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      1. Kyle Campion‏ @champzt 18 Oct 2017
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        @CampfireSauce @KeithJPemrick @MikeCamp1680

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      1. Mackynzie‏ @MackD17 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kryzreid

        Two best bands ever if people don't know the difference and don't know the two might wanna check what good music is👍

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      1. lisacr 👀ks‏ @LisaCrooks77 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RepairMethod

        Funny until fake news provokes violence or end of life.

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      1. Micah Brannon‏ @StarfishSue 19 Oct 2017
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        @Tennisjake

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