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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Oct 2017

    New Evidence Reveals Pythagoras Wrote Dozens Of Unhinged Conspiracy Theorems About Triangles https://trib.al/1V8gx1B pic.twitter.com/9V4HE2rB0a

    9:40 AM - 18 Oct 2017
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      1. Bishop Nash‏ @BishopNash 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is how TOOL songs are made.

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      1. Good Sir SnarkyTweet‏ @lando_thedead 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He has no proofs.

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      1. Good Sir SnarkyTweet‏ @lando_thedead 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Co in cosine stands for conspiracy! This proves it!

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      1. Eldritch Gams‏ @fohfuu 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gonna be honest, that's not unbelievable

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      1. Galileo's Lens‏ @TheMerryMartyr 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God I love Geometry jokes.

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      2. Bfklin‏ @Bfklin 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GTCost

        The quadrangle one..

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      3. Constantin Gurdgiev‏ @GTCost 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Bfklin @TheOnion

        Pythagoras was clearly a loser. Sad. Total loser. Fake Geometry, really. Failing Maths. Couldn’t see beyond triangles, even in circles.

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      4. Bfklin‏ @Bfklin 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GTCost @TheOnion

        Indeed, what use is a triangle? The wheel guy really missed out.

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      1. Cammy‏ @b00tyopolis 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And had an anti-bean cult

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      1. Carlene Goodbody‏ @3pic_Ott3r 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PeterClines

        Lol Conspiracy Theorems! Its my new favorite phrase!

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      1. BANKSTER SLAYER‏ @banksterslayer 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Umm, actually this one might be true.

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      1. osborne‏ @carpenters_c 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No wonder my back deck is so fucked up!

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      1. Owen Maresh‏ @graveolens 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        http://faculty.evansville.edu/ck6/encyclopedia/ETC.html …

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      1. MetalMikeFisher‏ @Metalmikefisher 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's the guy that made gummy bears yep that's him.

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      1. Porcelain Doll Full of Spiders  🍋‏ @AmpersandValley 18 Oct 2017
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        @jenneric_h0e Dammit where was this breaking news when you were writing about boring ole Napoleon's Theorum?

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      1. hypatia67‏ @hypatia67 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was right! Triangles can have more than 180 degrees. All mathematicians are crazy.

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      1. Liam Thomas‏ @Junkmail_lt 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is literally not satire

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      1. SteveinTexas‏ @Texas_Steve_Wis 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He also was concerned about chemtrails

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 18 Oct 2017
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        What a square?pic.twitter.com/PG8CLhHWup

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