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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2017

    Disappointing Prince Vaults Found To Contain 37,000 Hours Of Billy Joel Covers https://trib.al/4OLZnRj pic.twitter.com/FFvjwBAewx

    9:06 PM - 17 Oct 2017
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    83 replies 1,298 retweets 5,270 likes
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      2. Spicy Dave‏ @daveconnane 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Covering Billy Joel? That hasn't happened for the longest time.

        2 replies 1 retweet 61 likes
      3. Carol‏ @ohthatcarols 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @daveconnane @TheOnion

        Wooooaahh ahhh wooooah ahh woahh, for the longest time

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Allison Alexy‏ @AllisonAlexy 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A Prince cover of "Only the Good Die Young" would be amazing

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      2. Karen‏ @that_karen 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @nekosoto

        pic.twitter.com/yd0DzQHTkj

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      3. Anne-Marie Cosgrove‏ @cosgrove_amc 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @that_karen @TheOnion @nekosoto

        Love it, the antidote to aging :)))

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      4. Karen‏ @that_karen 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @cosgrove_amc @TheOnion @nekosoto

        :)

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      1. Chris Veraa‏ @chrisveraa 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There would be nothing disappointing about this.

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      1. Muna AbuSulayman منى‏Verified account @abusulayman 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @liamstack

        The headline alone is so hilarious :)

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      1. Brian Patton‏ @brianpatton614 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Opposite of disappointment

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      1. Avril Meyer‏ @AprilRains72 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not so disappointing as it is still his voice & creativity ...don't care what he would sing, he would make it his own 💜💫

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      1. Howlin' Dan Booley, Vampire Hunter  👻 -  👹 🌛‏ @danburleyauthor 17 Oct 2017
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        I would genuinely enjoy this.

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      2. gary beatty‏ @gbgary54 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        don't dis the great Billy Joel.

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      1. Barbara Ann‏ @BarbaraAnnFlrn 17 Oct 2017
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        God knows I love snark. But, ouch. Still too soon.

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      1. Katie Dorsey‏ @KatieS_Dorsey 17 Oct 2017
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        "Sing us a song, you're the partyman ..."

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      1. Kelly‏ @Kellyk1969 17 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/EVBuOxC2e7

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      1. Bob Ferguson‏ @thebobferguson 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @lifeinthekey @TheOnion

        I'd pay to hear Prince do "It's Just A Fantasy"!

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      2. Joel Boston‏ @underdogjb101 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And theres a symbol at the piano bar.....".

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Joel Boston‏ @underdogjb101 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @underdogjb101 @TheOnion

        "One glove and singing with farts."

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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